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[the boy next door]

chiche war! bring it...

me 1st:

you don't mean anything to me, you mean everything!

[MollyBloom]

If I lay Fido across my lap
Am I not 'putting on the dog?'

If I lose my balance stumping for a "pol"
Would you not say I'm 'falling off a log?'

If kissing Aunt Minnie makes me nervous
You'd have to call that 'giving lip service!'

When I rap on your door (as any guest should)
You can hardly deny that I'm 'knocking on wood.'

Last week the lottery brought me some luck!
I turned in my card. The guy 'passed me the buck.'

When the lights go out and it's dark on the porch
It makes perfect sense to 'carry a torch.'

If we go for a stroll in the country together
When it rains are we two not 'under the weather?'

Dear readers, I wait.. Oh, what will he say?
If he's lacking in words.. I'll suggest a cliche!




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[need 2 know]

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. But fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. So fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

[DorkothyParker]

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.
There's no "I" in team.

I HATE inspirational/self help/business banter mumbo jumbo and I had a coworker say this and other crap to me all the time. He knew it pushed my buttons.

[VanIslander]

better safe than sorry

[the boy next door]

It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho the rest of your life.

[climber159]

[the boy next door]

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

[JongnoGuru]

^ I thought you just made that up.

Then out of curiosity, I googled it.

Oh Lord.

[dean_burrito]

Never moon a werewolf.

[the boy next door]

if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!

[beercanman]

Life is short, but at the end of the day, you should count your blessings, because after all tomorrow is another day, and you win some and you lose some, you know, what goes around comes around, so take the bull by the horns and keep your chin up, keep a stiff upper lip, put your foot down, and keep it real. Give 110% and hang in there, take it to the next level and if the rat race is bringing you down, turn that frown upside down.

[the boy next door]