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DorkothyParker
Joined: 11 Apr 2009
Location: Jeju
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| Cheonmunka wrote: |
I'm not in any way versed with science. Does the 'Oh my God' bit mean that he has split the atom, and so impending nuclear disaster?
So, when atoms ask the other un-split atom where his friend is, does he say, 'Oh, we had a falling out'? |
Dude, your joke's the bomb!
Unfortunately, my atom merely lost an electron rendering him a relatively harmless positively charged ion. I would imagine he would then go into a frenzy not wholly unlike a Vulcan in Pon Farr to find a suitable atom to form an ionic bond with.
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What the hell is wrong with me? :/ |
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rumdiary
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt! |
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Panda
Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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Joke translated from my language.
Noodle and dimsum had a big fight, noodle beat dimsum to a frazzle and left.
Dimsum decided to settle an old score with noodle, so he asked dumpling to go to noodle's home together with him.
On the way there, they met ramen, dimsum said: "Look, its this bloke~! Yo, do not you think I wont recognize you even you had your hair permed~!"
As a result, noodle and dumpling beat the shit out of ramen. |
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Surfer Rosa
Joined: 24 Mar 2009
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| Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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| DorkothyParker wrote: |
Two atoms are walking down the street. The first one stops in horror and says, "Oh my God, I think I just lost an electron!" The second one pauses. "Are you sure?" he asks. "Yes," is the reply, "I'm positive."
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Reminds me of the South Park where Cartman gets the HIV. People keep asking him if he's sure about various things. His reply, "I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive". Classic SP.
Here's one,
Did you hear about the guy with 5 penises? Yeah, his pants fit like a glove.
Zing! |
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Kikomom
Joined: 24 Jun 2008
Location: them thar hills--Penna, USA--Zippy is my kid, the teacher in ROK. You can call me Kiko
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| Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:39 am Post subject: |
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WHY WOMEN CAN'T SLEEP
(You have to see the picture.)
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:
http://i39.tinypic.com/fe2obb.jpg
Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.
A man has only 2 balls and they consume all his thoughts. |
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