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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
Joined: 28 May 2009
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 Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:17 pm Post subject: Would you rather... |
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Steal a bag of candy from a cute, sweet 5 year old girl and run away looking at her and cackling with laughter (no one but you ever has to know about it)
OR -
French kiss Creed from 'The Office' for 35 seconds (bearing in mind that the actual actor is most likeley not an unhygenic homeless man and would probably have brushed his teeth, mouthwashed and be wearing a pleasent smelling deodorant / and / or cologne.)
I like kids and wouldn't want to do somethign that could have painful repercussions in the girls later life, so I'd probably kiss Creed from 'The Office.' |
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ForceOne
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| Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:15 am Post subject: |
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Steal the candy.
Would you rather be 10 feet away from a male lion or 10 feet away from a great white shark? |
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chonga
Joined: 15 Mar 2009
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Wait, so it isn't OK to steal candy from a 5 year old girl and run away giggling?
Well then, I guess I'll have to find something else to do to heighten my self esteem. |
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Tundra_Creature
Joined: 11 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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Meh, she'll get over it. Stealing candy candy from her will help her build character. Or something like that.
That being said, I'd probably kiss Creed, assuming that I'm allowed to clean and freshen him up before hand.
As for the Shark or Lion, I choose Lion. Don't ask why, but I feel like I have more of a chance against one if they spot me than that of a Great White. |
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MollyBloom
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| Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Tundra_Creature wrote: |
As for the Shark or Lion, I choose Lion. Don't ask why, but I feel like I have more of a chance against one if they spot me than that of a Great White. |
But the shark could be out of water. In that case, it would just be flopping along the land and I don't think it could really get too close to you. |
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Koveras
Joined: 09 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Or maybe the lion is underwater? |
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TimothyWilkinson
Joined: 26 May 2009
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| Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Koveras wrote: |
| Or maybe the lion is underwater? |
Exactly....sea lions are fierce animals...DEADLY  |
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Koveras
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| Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Would you rather kill Britney Spears with a saw, a bat, or a power drill? |
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
Joined: 28 May 2009
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| Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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I'd kill britney with the bat.
I'd choose the shark.
A lion is gonna tear you to shreads no doubt about it and then eat you (probably while you're still alive.)
The shark, you might be able to outswim it, punch it really hard on the nose or eys or maybe make off with only a limb missing.
What you gonna do to a lion...?
Okay - Would you rather
1. teach a 50 minute class of the worst, most unruly 5 year old kids in Korea, only one copy of magic time, no visual display or music and no games allowed - you are not permitted to speak any Korean or raise your voice.
2. Go to dinner with the most international culturaly challened Korean hakwan owner and have to seriously answer, giving reasons and examples - such questions as -
Why don't Foriegn mothers love their children as much as Korean mothers?
Can you eat spicy food (whilst your on your second plate of bulttack)
Please tell me why you enjopy Korea's four seasons because it is the only country with four seasons. |
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beercanman
Joined: 16 May 2009
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| Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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| you drink too much too, eh? |
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
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| Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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| No I'm not a big drinker |
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MollyBloom
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| Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:42 am Post subject: |
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| How long is the dinner? I mean, are there more stages after that? If so, I'd take the 50 minute class. |
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
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| Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:16 am Post subject: |
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| MollyBloom wrote: |
| How long is the dinner? I mean, are there more stages after that? If so, I'd take the 50 minute class. |
The dinner is an hour long and once the bill is paid (by the hakwan owner) you can leave and part company.
I'd think it over if I were you.
50 mins with those monsters and only armed with a single copy of Magic time 1 (the kids don't have their own copies and you can either do look and point at your book or make copies on really cheap paper that has other stuff on the back already so the kids are confused over which side to look at... and the copy machine jams up ever 5th copy.)......
Then again those annoying questions at the dinner and being told how to eat etc could make anyone blow their top as well....
It is a toughie.... |
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PatrickBateman
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| Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:44 am Post subject: |
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| candy is dandy but liquor is quicker |
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MollyBloom
Joined: 21 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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| DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP wrote: |
| MollyBloom wrote: |
| How long is the dinner? I mean, are there more stages after that? If so, I'd take the 50 minute class. |
The dinner is an hour long and once the bill is paid (by the hakwan owner) you can leave and part company.
I'd think it over if I were you.
50 mins with those monsters and only armed with a single copy of Magic time 1 (the kids don't have their own copies and you can either do look and point at your book or make copies on really cheap paper that has other stuff on the back already so the kids are confused over which side to look at... and the copy machine jams up ever 5th copy.)......
Then again those annoying questions at the dinner and being told how to eat etc could make anyone blow their top as well....
It is a toughie.... |
I would go to the dinner and try to insult him so that he left after 10 minutes. Will you allow this? |
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