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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
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 Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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| MollyBloom wrote: |
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| MollyBloom wrote: |
| How long is the dinner? I mean, are there more stages after that? If so, I'd take the 50 minute class. |
The dinner is an hour long and once the bill is paid (by the hakwan owner) you can leave and part company.
I'd think it over if I were you.
50 mins with those monsters and only armed with a single copy of Magic time 1 (the kids don't have their own copies and you can either do look and point at your book or make copies on really cheap paper that has other stuff on the back already so the kids are confused over which side to look at... and the copy machine jams up ever 5th copy.)......
Then again those annoying questions at the dinner and being told how to eat etc could make anyone blow their top as well....
It is a toughie.... |
I would go to the dinner and try to insult him so that he left after 10 minutes. Will you allow this? |
I'm revising my decision.
Please give at least 2 examples of insults you might use and I think I can permit your choice.  |
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MollyBloom
Joined: 21 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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| DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP wrote: |
| MollyBloom wrote: |
| DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP wrote: |
| MollyBloom wrote: |
| How long is the dinner? I mean, are there more stages after that? If so, I'd take the 50 minute class. |
The dinner is an hour long and once the bill is paid (by the hakwan owner) you can leave and part company.
I'd think it over if I were you.
50 mins with those monsters and only armed with a single copy of Magic time 1 (the kids don't have their own copies and you can either do look and point at your book or make copies on really cheap paper that has other stuff on the back already so the kids are confused over which side to look at... and the copy machine jams up ever 5th copy.)......
Then again those annoying questions at the dinner and being told how to eat etc could make anyone blow their top as well....
It is a toughie.... |
I would go to the dinner and try to insult him so that he left after 10 minutes. Will you allow this? |
I'm revising my decision.
Please give at least 2 examples of insults you might use and I think I can permit your choice. |
Okay.
I would read up more on the Dokdo argument and be sure to express why I am in the camp that believes it belongs to Japan.
Then, I would eat the kimchi and spit it out, saying it was the most horrible thing I have ever eaten. Everytime he would take a bite of kimchi I would make disapproving sounds and facial gestures.
I would talk about America, and say how great it is and how Americans are better than Koreans.
I would also make fun of his English. Everytime he spoke I would laugh very loudly and pretend I couldn't understand him. I would talk v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y and correct all the mistakes he made.
I would also say how clean Japan is and how friendly the people are. I would tell him that Japanese students are very smart and speak incredible English. I would also say that more Japanese students get into Harvard over Korean students.
I could give worse examples, but I feel even ashamed thinking about them! |
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
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| Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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| MollyBloom wrote: |
| DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP wrote: |
| MollyBloom wrote: |
| DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP wrote: |
| MollyBloom wrote: |
| How long is the dinner? I mean, are there more stages after that? If so, I'd take the 50 minute class. |
The dinner is an hour long and once the bill is paid (by the hakwan owner) you can leave and part company.
I'd think it over if I were you.
50 mins with those monsters and only armed with a single copy of Magic time 1 (the kids don't have their own copies and you can either do look and point at your book or make copies on really cheap paper that has other stuff on the back already so the kids are confused over which side to look at... and the copy machine jams up ever 5th copy.)......
Then again those annoying questions at the dinner and being told how to eat etc could make anyone blow their top as well....
It is a toughie.... |
I would go to the dinner and try to insult him so that he left after 10 minutes. Will you allow this? |
I'm revising my decision.
Please give at least 2 examples of insults you might use and I think I can permit your choice. |
Okay.
I would read up more on the Dokdo argument and be sure to express why I am in the camp that believes it belongs to Japan.
Then, I would eat the kimchi and spit it out, saying it was the most horrible thing I have ever eaten. Everytime he would take a bite of kimchi I would make disapproving sounds and facial gestures.
I would talk about America, and say how great it is and how Americans are better than Koreans.
I would also make fun of his English. Everytime he spoke I would laugh very loudly and pretend I couldn't understand him. I would talk v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y and correct all the mistakes he made.
I would also say how clean Japan is and how friendly the people are. I would tell him that Japanese students are very smart and speak incredible English. I would also say that more Japanese students get into Harvard over Korean students.
I could give worse examples, but I feel even ashamed thinking about them! |
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jgrant85
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| Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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1.) Floss with razor wire?
2.) Urinate silly string (keep in mind, the chemicals in the silly string might make it burn on the way out)? |
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
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| Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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| I'd have to urinate the silly string. the razor wire floss would be much more painful imo. |
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MollyBloom
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:56 am Post subject: |
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| DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP wrote: |
| MollyBloom wrote: |
| DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP wrote: |
| MollyBloom wrote: |
| DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP wrote: |
| MollyBloom wrote: |
| How long is the dinner? I mean, are there more stages after that? If so, I'd take the 50 minute class. |
The dinner is an hour long and once the bill is paid (by the hakwan owner) you can leave and part company.
I'd think it over if I were you.
50 mins with those monsters and only armed with a single copy of Magic time 1 (the kids don't have their own copies and you can either do look and point at your book or make copies on really cheap paper that has other stuff on the back already so the kids are confused over which side to look at... and the copy machine jams up ever 5th copy.)......
Then again those annoying questions at the dinner and being told how to eat etc could make anyone blow their top as well....
It is a toughie.... |
I would go to the dinner and try to insult him so that he left after 10 minutes. Will you allow this? |
I'm revising my decision.
Please give at least 2 examples of insults you might use and I think I can permit your choice. |
Okay.
I would read up more on the Dokdo argument and be sure to express why I am in the camp that believes it belongs to Japan.
Then, I would eat the kimchi and spit it out, saying it was the most horrible thing I have ever eaten. Everytime he would take a bite of kimchi I would make disapproving sounds and facial gestures.
I would talk about America, and say how great it is and how Americans are better than Koreans.
I would also make fun of his English. Everytime he spoke I would laugh very loudly and pretend I couldn't understand him. I would talk v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y and correct all the mistakes he made.
I would also say how clean Japan is and how friendly the people are. I would tell him that Japanese students are very smart and speak incredible English. I would also say that more Japanese students get into Harvard over Korean students.
I could give worse examples, but I feel even ashamed thinking about them! |
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Yessssssssssssssssssssssss! |
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the boy next door
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:06 am Post subject: |
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MollyBloom
Joined: 21 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:06 am Post subject: |
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1) kiss someone that had fishy breath, a furry tongue, and gunky teeth (they obviously haven't cleaned their mouth in quite sometime)
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2) kiss someone that didn't have any teeth and chapped lips |
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the boy next door
Joined: 08 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:10 am Post subject: |
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#2, Molly...
would you rather kill somebody you hate or somebody who hates you? huh? which would be more fun? |
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Leafs42084
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:29 am Post subject: |
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I'd kill britney with the bat.
I'd choose the shark.
A lion is gonna tear you to shreads no doubt about it and then eat you (probably while you're still alive.)
The shark, you might be able to outswim it, punch it really hard on the nose or eys or maybe make off with only a limb missing.
What you gonna do to a lion...?
Okay - Would you rather
1. teach a 50 minute class of the worst, most unruly 5 year old kids in Korea, only one copy of magic time, no visual display or music and no games allowed - you are not permitted to speak any Korean or raise your voice.
2. Go to dinner with the most international culturaly challened Korean hakwan owner and have to seriously answer, giving reasons and examples - such questions as -
Why don't Foriegn mothers love their children as much as Korean mothers?
Can you eat spicy food (whilst your on your second plate of bulttack)
Please tell me why you enjopy Korea's four seasons because it is the only country with four seasons. |
did you really say you might be able to outswim a great white shark? Your odds of outrunning a lion in my opinion seems much greater.... humans dont swim very fast |
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MollyBloom
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:32 am Post subject: |
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#2, Molly...
would you rather kill somebody you hate or somebody who hates you? huh? which would be more fun? |
Hmm. This is hard. I think I would rather kill someone who hates me because I could justify it with the idea that they were going to kill me eventually, so I would have to do it as a survival tactic.
I honestly don't even think I hate anyone, however I will have to think about it.
It reminds me of those Saw movies. Would you be able to cut out your own eyes and retrieve a key in your eye socket to stay alive? Would you disembowel your loved one if it meant saving yourself and other people?
Anyway, what would you choose for the question you asked me? |
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the boy next door
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:49 am Post subject: |
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#2, Molly...
would you rather kill somebody you hate or somebody who hates you? huh? which would be more fun? |
Hmm. This is hard. I think I would rather kill someone who hates me because I could justify it with the idea that they were going to kill me eventually, so I would have to do it as a survival tactic.
I honestly don't even think I hate anyone, however I will have to think about it.
It reminds me of those Saw movies. Would you be able to cut out your own eyes and retrieve a key in your eye socket to stay alive? Would you disembowel your loved one if it meant saving yourself and other people?
Anyway, what would you choose for the question you asked me? |
kill somebody who hates me. everybody i hate is already dead. 
i would disembowel my loved one if it meant saving myself and other people...i'm easy...
would you rather love or be loved? |
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Hanson
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:41 am Post subject: |
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Be loved.
Which would you rather...
1) finding ten dead cats in a trashcan...
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2) finding one dead cat in ten trash cans? |
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the boy next door
Joined: 08 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:25 am Post subject: |
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#2, killer...
would you rather be dominant or submissive in the sack? |
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jgrant85
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:00 pm Post subject: |
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Be loved.
Which would you rather...
1) finding ten dead cats in a trashcan...
or
2) finding one dead cat in ten trash cans? |
If they were cats and not kittens, then I'd choose #1. It also depends on their actually condition. Are they just dead, or are they mutilated/decomposed in a really gross way?
1.) Have 15 nails hammered into your tongue?
2.) Have your saliva permanently changed into urine? |
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