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merrypr4nkster
Joined: 03 Jun 2009
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 Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:47 pm Post subject: Picking up Korean babes |
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| What techniques seem to work the best? |
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redaxe
Joined: 01 Dec 2008
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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Telling them you have a job that isn't ESL or Army  |
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toadhjo
Joined: 07 Apr 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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Haha, I misread the title as "Picking up Korean babies"  |
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NightSky
Joined: 19 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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| show them your big...wallet and tell them you are Tom Cruise's second cousin. tell them you go to church every week and you like to cook. oh and tell them they have pretty eyes. |
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alphakennyone
Joined: 01 Aug 2005
Location: city heights
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substituting numbers for letters helps - I'm sure you used your user name because merry prankster was already taken.
When you help her enter your name into her cell phone, you can make sure it's saved as 9r39 p3t3r50n |
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chemicalblur
Joined: 30 May 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Promise them a Chanel bag. |
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Emeliu
Joined: 31 Mar 2009
Location: Korea, i'm OMW
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Be a good guy and show you will sacrifice anything for her. |
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harlowethrombey
Joined: 17 Mar 2009
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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While techniques vary according to your location, picking up Korean babes traditionally starts with some 'before time' in the gym. Work on those guns with some isolating bicep curls and squat thrusts.
Once you feel you're physically ready, its time to get mentally prepared. Meditate, stand in front of a mirror for hours on end repeating: 'I will pick up some babes today. I will.'
Then, go out the door and find the nearest babe walking down the street. Come up from behind, dip your left shoulder and scoop her legs out from under her, while keeping your right arm low and ready to hook under her upper back. The babe will probably let out some sort of loud cry of alarm, or possibly a kimchi fart, but dont let that stop you.
Once the babe is successfully ensconced in your arms, now its time to straighten up. Lift with your knees, not your back. Despite their waifish appearences, most girls here pack enough padding into their bras to give them an extra 10K.
When you're completely vertical with the Korean babe struggling in your arms you can chant the name your country and run off down the street to deposit her in your cave.
good luck with it |
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madoka
Joined: 27 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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| LOL harlowethrombey! |
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icnelly
Joined: 25 Jan 2006
Location: Bucheon
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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| harlowethrombey wrote: |
When you're completely vertical with the Korean babe struggling in your arms you can chant the name of your country and run off down the street to deposit her in your cave.
good luck with it |
Well done..this actually made me laugh. |
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Bloopity Bloop
Joined: 26 Apr 2009
Location: Seoul yo
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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| harlowethrombey wrote: |
While techniques vary according to your location, picking up Korean babes traditionally starts with some 'before time' in the gym. Work on those guns with some isolating bicep curls and squat thrusts.
Once you feel you're physically ready, its time to get mentally prepared. Meditate, stand in front of a mirror for hours on end repeating: 'I will pick up some babes today. I will.'
Then, go out the door and find the nearest babe walking down the street. Come up from behind, dip your left shoulder and scoop her legs out from under her, while keeping your right arm low and ready to hook under her upper back. The babe will probably let out some sort of loud cry of alarm, or possibly a kimchi fart, but dont let that stop you.
Once the babe is successfully ensconced in your arms, now its time to straighten up. Lift with your knees, not your back. Despite their waifish appearences, most girls here pack enough padding into their bras to give them an extra 10K.
When you're completely vertical with the Korean babe struggling in your arms you can chant the name your country and run off down the street to deposit her in your cave.
good luck with it |
I almost never laugh at anything I see online, but I did after reading this. Thanks! |
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merrypr4nkster
Joined: 03 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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| harlowethrombey wrote: |
When you're completely vertical with the Korean babe struggling in your arms you can chant the name your country and run off down the street to deposit her in your cave.
good luck with it |
U.S.A...U.S.A...U.S.A...U.S.A...U.S.A! |
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merrypr4nkster
Joined: 03 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Any good Korean pickup lines? |
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gangwonbound
Joined: 27 Apr 2009
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| Tell them that you are good friends with the women from Chatting with beauties |
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Goku
Joined: 10 Dec 2008
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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| merrypr4nkster wrote: |
| Any good Korean pickup lines? |
Didn't you get the memo? Pickup lines don't work unless they're deaf.
In which case you could use almost any English pickup line in your arsenal to a Korean girl and it could still sound like honey
"Babe, did you know your cow legs have got me hankering for a trip on the blue moon of a monkey's uncle"
Unsuspecting Korean girl at a club (possibly in high school): "Wow so handsome, I touch your face now" |
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