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[Zantetsuken]

This is a sister thread to the Waygook Achievement Thread.

These achievements are used to determine how "waygook" or un-우리나라
a Korean has become. Please contribute your achievements as such:

Acheivement Title followed by the amount of points. Underneath the Achievement Title write a brief description in how to obtain the achievement. Please keep the points at a maximum of 1000. A 1000 point achievement would be something practically impossible to achieve. a 5-20 point achievement would take minimal effort to acquire.

Yo man, hey baby, what's up, I love you 30 HAP
Greeted a waygook on the street without resorting to trite phrases such as: Yo man, hey baby, what's up, I love you

[typo]

Wait Your Turn 10 HAP
Waiting at the side of the subway door for people to get off before attempting to enter.[/b]

[samcheokguy]

Protect and Serve 100HO
Take a foreigner's side in a dispute while serving as a Police Officer

[Jane]

Not making an onion/mustard/ketchup side-dishie at Costco +30

Eating lamb +30

Knowing the difference between bread/cake/doughnuts/danishes, etc. +20

Agreeing that couple shirts are embarrassing + 50

Not staring at 'foreigners'! +100

Non-orange puking +50

Objecting to using a stir stick as a straw for their takeout coffee +30

Not packing ramyeon, rice, gimchi, etc. when going on vacation +30

Being able to point out the weird 'foreigners' in Korea +30

Refraining from using English words in a conversation around 'foreigners' to show off +30

[NightSky]

While Driving, Understanding Your Hazard Button. 50 HAP
Only used hazard button when actual hazards presented themselves, not as shorthand for anything else.

Customer Service. 100 HAP
Didn't hide behind co-workers in order to avoid serving the foreigner.

Acceptable Dress and Attire. 150 HAP
Woke up in the morning and put on something that had no cartoon characters on it, wasn't sequined, or had any nonsensical English lettering. Additional points awarded if no baseball cap was worn to avoid actually having to wash hair.

[beercanman]

Regularly eat non-Korean food. 30

Have tried various cuisines like Thai and Indian. 20

Agree that many of these foods are much spicier than most Korean dishes. 20

Think the four seasons thing is nonsense. 20

Don't care about Dokdo or the name of the Sea. 30

Laugh at 'Fan Death.' 25

Can talk about Japan without any great show of emotion or insults. 50

[Forward Observer]

No shoving or pushing in crowded areas, understanding the value of standing in line: 1500 HAP

[Zantetsuken]

I'm on the Atkins Diet 100 HAP
Refused a bowl of white rice in a public setting.

[Zantetsuken]

[fermentation]

I'm Actually a Dude +50 HAP
Korean dude doesn't dress like he takes it up the ass or jumped straight out of a Japanese Manga.

Does Not Compute + 100 HAP
Can actually form own opinions.

Korea so Kindeuh, so Niceuh +100 HAP
Doesn't consider South East Asians and darker skinned people as sub-human.

I Actually Get Laid and I Don't Have to Pay +50 HAP
Korean dude who isn't extremely insecure about foreigners dating Korean girls. +50 more is it's an Ajushi.

[Zantetsuken]

[fermentation]

So what do you get if you're a Korean with HAP points? I'm a Korean and most of these apply to me. Do I get a cookie(or chocopie)?

[Zantetsuken]

[Zantetsuken]

For you public school guys...how well do you think your co-teachers would fare in obtaining HAP achievements?

[typo]