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The calm before the storm
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Silence Dogood



Joined: 09 Jul 2009

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:01 pm    Post subject: The calm before the storm Reply with quote

The clouds are darkening and one who has been looking at these forums for far too long has arrived. Korea has made many prospects in peoples lives and now it's time to fess up to the positivity this place has made on you before the storm comes and the fog moves in to cloud your mind and darken your heart. The dusk of day is upon us and only those with the light will pass.

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ekul



Joined: 04 Mar 2009
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:07 pm    Post subject: Re: The calm before the storm Reply with quote

Silence Dogood wrote:
The clouds are darkening and one who has been looking at these forums for far too long has arrived. Korea has made many prospects in peoples lives and now it's time to fess up to the positivity this place has made on you before the storm comes and the fog moves in to cloud your mind and darken your heart. The dusk of day is upon us and only those with the light will pass.

Silence Dogood


The answer is 42.
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JungMin



Joined: 18 May 2005

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah man, you didn't carry the 1. The answer is Thursday.
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Silence Dogood



Joined: 09 Jul 2009

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fools of the world! The answer lies in one grain of sand, from which all will be told.

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ekul



Joined: 04 Mar 2009
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you know the candlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago.
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JungMin



Joined: 18 May 2005

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A ten gallon hat holds three quarters of a gallon.
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Silence Dogood



Joined: 09 Jul 2009

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The flame of a candle is only as strong as its wick. While the ten gallon hat is only as deep as its shallow point.

Silence Dogood
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alphakennyone



Joined: 01 Aug 2005
Location: city heights

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Your fingerprint is like a snowflake. They're both very pretty."
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madoka



Joined: 27 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:38 pm    Post subject: Re: The calm before the storm Reply with quote

ekul wrote:

The answer is 42.


Wrong! The correct response is 47. All numbers are equal to 47.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/47_(number)
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Bondrock



Joined: 08 Oct 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Before Ben Franklin's corpse shows up to puke all over this forum, let me say that this latest troll is such a snore that his run will not be more than 24 hours. After that, the inane aphorisms will cease says I.

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Silence Dogood



Joined: 09 Jul 2009

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No troll here, I'm trying to get people to open their minds to the loveliness of Korea and its caring and unique people. Their expressions of gratitude are awesome!

Korea has been a great place to be and I want you to share your heartfelt stories.

Silence Dogood
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diver



Joined: 16 Jun 2003

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you're driving down the road at 30mph and you hit a light pole, how many pancakes would it take to tile a doghouse?
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JungMin



Joined: 18 May 2005

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

47?
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JungMin wrote:
47?


Perhaps the extra 5 is due to inflation.
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Straphanger



Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Location: Chilgok, Korea

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silence Dogood wrote:
No troll here, I'm trying to get people to open their minds to the loveliness of Korea and its caring and unique people. Their expressions of gratitude are awesome!

Korea has been a great place to be and I want you to share your heartfelt stories.

You sound like a nice enough guy, but you need to lay off the sul.
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