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i am in JEJU and U R Slumin in Da Scitty I am beach Noble

 
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in jeju you should:
eat some horse and black pig
10%
 10%  [ 1 ]
go to the beach in a spedo/bikini and enjoy all the koreans who stare and say crazy waygookin
40%
 40%  [ 4 ]
leave your beach front min bak after reading late and swim buck naked and get arrested and famious
20%
 20%  [ 2 ]
try to marry a henyo
20%
 20%  [ 2 ]
take a lot of hug pictures
10%
 10%  [ 1 ]
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The Great Toad



Joined: 12 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:40 pm    Post subject: i am in JEJU and U R Slumin in Da Scitty I am beach Noble Reply with quote

i am in jeju rode 65 miles today bout half way around so after this shake i will fini it... ur all trapped in da smelle scitty eatin factory kimchee from a metal spoon iate sea fish for lunch and been terrifying locals anon by my Drafting and God Speed blessed... i got to go soon but i may go to Hypjae beach on da morrow - i be east to spot just look for the somewhat portly guy takin huggy pictures with Seoul Girls huugin his great white belly... also got to say there are too many cars in jeju i think it is a bit spoiled jindo ans sinji/wando seem better for pure road bikin... also if you are the Canada teacher i took a hug picture with on her motocycle with her korean friend you need to pm so you can motorpace me and then by me dinner

have fun werkin u ingles masta teachurs i am playin like a fat kid in a choco vat
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Crockpot2001



Joined: 01 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:01 am    Post subject: Re: i am in JEJU and U R Slumin in Da Scitty I am beach Nobl Reply with quote

So, you found a nice watering hole to hitch your iron pony to?

I rode Jeju in May. Almost no cars. It was like riding in Sicilia.


The Great Toad wrote:
i am in jeju rode 65 miles today bout half way around so after this shake i will fini it... ur all trapped in da smelle scitty eatin factory kimchee from a metal spoon iate sea fish for lunch and been terrifying locals anon by my Drafting and God Speed blessed... i got to go soon but i may go to Hypjae beach on da morrow - i be east to spot just look for the somewhat portly guy takin huggy pictures with Seoul Girls huugin his great white belly... also got to say there are too many cars in jeju i think it is a bit spoiled jindo ans sinji/wando seem better for pure road bikin... also if you are the Canada teacher i took a hug picture with on her motocycle with her korean friend you need to pm so you can motorpace me and then by me dinner

have fun werkin u ingles masta teachurs i am playin like a fat kid in a choco vat
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Joe666



Joined: 19 Nov 2008
Location: Jesus it's hot down here!

PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Great Toad-Big fan and long time reader. That is after reading your posts 20 times trying to comprehend what it is you are trying to say. Love your jargon. Don't ever stop big man. Love and peace!
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samd



Joined: 03 Jan 2007

PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Classic Toad!
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saw6436



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Daejeon, ROK

PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Toad rocks!!
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craash



Joined: 19 Feb 2006
Location: Locked, cocked, and ready to ROCK!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

saw6436 wrote:
Toad rocks!!


not really -

only those of you who can deciper "Swahili" language to understand what the pervert is saying (yes I watched his movies years ago - when he wore the tight bike-pants showing off to young middle school girls as he rode his bike down some stairs in very-tight-black-disgusting-biker-pants-where-you-have-to-see-the-crack-right-up-his-well-crack)...

thought it was disgusting...

anyway- 200 views and only 4 replies...

(well 5 now ) but just wanted to tell him that I think he is a pervert...


and NO - I wouldn't touch your poll if you paid me....
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The Great Toad



Joined: 12 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks we will all have to meet in Seoul in 3 weeks before I fly to the USA. I stayed in a minbalk next to Kwakgi beach for 20,000 a night had my own room and a balcony view. Jeju seems to have to many cars on the shore coast roads though- the ones designed to veiw the sea and walk on the lava flows. Still it was etertaining to say hi to cute 20 something bike tour girls then stop to eat or take pictures, pass them again times X.

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cruisemonkey



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I lives da beach down soutway. Miss Park yo!
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maryjanes



Joined: 22 Jul 2009
Location: Cheongju

PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aw, cute. Pwned, but cute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftpK3mn7JHc
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The Great Toad



Joined: 12 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jeju Oakdom

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs175.snc1/6572_110905424068_578924068_2234474_643101_n.jpg


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stayfocused



Joined: 27 Jul 2009
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

maryjanes wrote:
Aw, cute. Pwned, but cute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftpK3mn7JHc


why doth the good lard not fight back to protect ye olde honor when the kids are calling him a pig and monkey man?
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OnTheOtherSide



Joined: 29 Feb 2008

PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This guy obviously knows what it's all about to be frying hard off mushrooms and acid.
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