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OnTheOtherSide
Joined: 29 Feb 2008
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| She's got a mohawk, a lazy eye, weighs 300 pounds, and she lets me eat kimchi off her belly every night, mmmmmm. |
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Cheonmunka
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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| Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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Selfless and adorable.
She sleeps right next to me but the essense and personality of her enters my dreams a lot. |
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madoka
Joined: 27 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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| benji1422 wrote: |
| K-girls love western/American guys because they are nice, and K-guys aren't. |
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| Basically, you need to make your girl bow down to you. But basically girls want to be dominated, want a guy in control. |
HAHAHA! Yes, go save those Korean girls you white knight! |
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kentucker4
Joined: 03 Sep 2007
Location: Georgia
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| Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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Beautiful, sexy, stuck-up, pretentious, self-centered, childish, possible personality disorder. Hmmm how far should I go... unappreciative, unpredictable, violent at times (has hit me with her bag, thrown ice cream at me , dug her nails into my skin on several occasions)...
...Says things to purposely hurt me, then tells me later that they're not true... basically treats me like a doormat.
The one reason I'm putting up with it is that she's got the finest ass I've seen in K-land, and I've grown attached after 9 months. |
Grow some balls and dump her. |
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redaxe
Joined: 01 Dec 2008
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| Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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| kentucker4 wrote: |
| ppcg4 wrote: |
Beautiful, sexy, stuck-up, pretentious, self-centered, childish, possible personality disorder. Hmmm how far should I go... unappreciative, unpredictable, violent at times (has hit me with her bag, thrown ice cream at me , dug her nails into my skin on several occasions)...
...Says things to purposely hurt me, then tells me later that they're not true... basically treats me like a doormat.
The one reason I'm putting up with it is that she's got the finest ass I've seen in K-land, and I've grown attached after 9 months. |
Grow some balls and dump her. |
Obviously he's not going to marry her, he's only doing it for the nookie. She'll get what she deserves when his contract ends and he promptly kicks her to the curb. Until then, enjoy that piece of mod edit! |
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Dharma_Blue
Joined: 11 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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| I have dated/banged at least... well, I won't go there... a lot of k-girls in the last 5 years, and before that I lived with one for 5 years and we are still friends. |
Whats your secret man??? I've only banged 3 Korean girls  Seriously, what's your secret?? |
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Easter Clark
Joined: 18 Nov 2007
Location: Hiding from Yie Eun-woong
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| Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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are you dating one of the members from SNSD?
I have dated/banged at least... well, I won't go there... a lot of k-girls in the last 5 years, and before that I lived with one for 5 years and we are still friends.
Basically, you need to make your girl bow down to you. If you don't she will treat you like sh*t. K-girls love western/American guys because they are nice, and K-guys aren't. But basically girls want to be dominated, want a guy in control. When they get a nice guy they torture them. You better put your woman in check or you're in for a life of pain.
I think it's a really a racist POV/smacks of orientalism to describe every girlfriend as the same because they look the same. Everyone I dated was totally different. There are personality similarities but they are basically cultural similarities, not similarities between people. The emotionalism, stuck-up attitude is CULTURAL, and it stems from their mothers, and it doesn't mean your girl is a clone. |
Thank you for elevating the discussion  I don't recall anyone asking for "advice." |
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I'm no Picasso
Joined: 28 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Cheonmunka wrote: |
Selfless and adorable.
She sleeps right next to me but the essense and personality of her enters my dreams a lot. |
Sorry. Don't mean to interrupt all the charming, enlightened conversation going on in this thread. Just an aside to say that's cute. You sound lucky, and so does she. |
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I'm no Picasso
Joined: 28 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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| thrown ice cream at me |
Haha. |
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OnTheOtherSide
Joined: 29 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Dharma_Blue wrote: |
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| I have dated/banged at least... well, I won't go there... a lot of k-girls in the last 5 years, and before that I lived with one for 5 years and we are still friends. |
Whats your secret man??? I've only banged 3 Korean girls Seriously, what's your secret?? |
How lame do you gotta be to ask this question?
You ain't a real man.....
Seriously though, in Korea, all you gotta do is walk up and say hello, and start chatting about absolutely anything and see where it goes. Because of the language barrier, you can get away with saying incredibly stupid and un-smooth stuff. So it's really more about how you look and act and our vibe.
All you gotta do is get the ball rolling. And then your balls will be rolling. |
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Epicurus
Joined: 18 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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| OnTheOtherSide wrote: |
| Dharma_Blue wrote: |
| benji1422 wrote: |
| I have dated/banged at least... well, I won't go there... a lot of k-girls in the last 5 years, and before that I lived with one for 5 years and we are still friends. |
Whats your secret man??? I've only banged 3 Korean girls Seriously, what's your secret?? |
How lame do you gotta be to ask this question?
You ain't a real man.....
Seriously though, in Korea, all you gotta do is walk up and say hello, and start chatting about absolutely anything and see where it goes. Because of the language barrier, you can get away with saying incredibly stupid and un-smooth stuff. So it's really more about how you look and act and our vibe.
All you gotta do is get the ball rolling. And then your balls will be rolling. |
that so?
I've been told numerous times that in Korean culture strangers don't approach strangers and especially so on the street. You need to be introduced.
This is why booking exists... the waiter is the introducer. This is why jazz club exist, the rules are relaxed for hostesses. |
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fortysixyou
Joined: 08 Jun 2006
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Long black hair, black eyes, big high cheekbones, cute body, and best of all: some freckles. Not classically Korean beautiful, but hot nevertheless.
Sometimes when we meet, I see her out of the corner of my eye and think, "Damn that girl is hot. Oh wait, that's my girlfriend. I'm so freaking lucky."
Sweet, stubborn, tough, never complains, can wash all my dishes in about 5 minutes flat (and does it because she knows I hate doing it), absolutely amazing kisser, affectionate, mothering, charms family and friends, thoughtful, gift-giving, honest, open-minded, perfectly compatible libido, one of the best drinking buddies I've ever had, an awesome travel companion.
I can't wait to live with her. She's my island sanctuary. |
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redaxe
Joined: 01 Dec 2008
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| Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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Long black hair, black eyes, big high cheekbones, cute body, and best of all: some freckles. Not classically Korean beautiful, but hot nevertheless.
Sometimes when we meet, I see her out of the corner of my eye and think, "Damn that girl is hot. Oh wait, that's my girlfriend. I'm so freaking lucky."
Sweet, stubborn, tough, never complains, can wash all my dishes in about 5 minutes flat (and does it because she knows I hate doing it), absolutely amazing kisser, affectionate, mothering, charms family and friends, thoughtful, gift-giving, honest, open-minded, perfectly compatible libido, one of the best drinking buddies I've ever had, an awesome travel companion.
I can't wait to live with her. She's my island sanctuary. |
Where'd ya meet her? |
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OnTheOtherSide
Joined: 29 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Epicurus wrote: |
| OnTheOtherSide wrote: |
| Dharma_Blue wrote: |
| benji1422 wrote: |
| I have dated/banged at least... well, I won't go there... a lot of k-girls in the last 5 years, and before that I lived with one for 5 years and we are still friends. |
Whats your secret man??? I've only banged 3 Korean girls Seriously, what's your secret?? |
How lame do you gotta be to ask this question?
You ain't a real man.....
Seriously though, in Korea, all you gotta do is walk up and say hello, and start chatting about absolutely anything and see where it goes. Because of the language barrier, you can get away with saying incredibly stupid and un-smooth stuff. So it's really more about how you look and act and our vibe.
All you gotta do is get the ball rolling. And then your balls will be rolling. |
that so?
I've been told numerous times that in Korean culture strangers don't approach strangers and especially so on the street. You need to be introduced.
This is why booking exists... the waiter is the introducer. This is why jazz club exist, the rules are relaxed for hostesses. |
This is how Koreans act toward each other. But as a foreigner, you are not expected to behave in this way. Koreans are expecting the foreigner to break every cultural rule and not know how to act properly in Korean society, it's totally expeced, so go ahead and do it.
You just have to do it at the right time. Not "on the street", but maybe in a coffee shop, the beach, a bar or club, or a more social kind of atmosphere. Pay attention to smiles and body language. I once dated a girl that worked at a 7-11 near my house, I just started talking to her one day when she was ringing up my Raemyeon, you just gotta put yo pimp face on dogg.
I used to go to a Starbucks next to my apartment a lot, and met lots of people there. Women and some cool guys too. |
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asmith
Joined: 18 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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| I met my wife when I was dead drunk. I have an issue with shyness. Back then, it was easier to talk to women when I was tanked. |
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