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Cheonmunka
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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 Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:14 am Post subject: |
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| "It's co .. co .. coming! It's coming, I tell you!" the old man frothingly ejaculated. |
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Sector7G
Joined: 24 May 2008
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:19 am Post subject: |
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| Cheonmunka wrote: |
| "It's co .. co .. coming! It's coming, I tell you!" the old man frothingly ejaculated. |
frothingly? yes, that is absurd. But the rest is VERY GOOD. Not that I am the judge or anything. Just saying!! |
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Fermentator75
Joined: 27 Jul 2009
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:27 am Post subject: |
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| "So stop sucking Silvios sizzling sausage Stephen, seriously!... share you selfish slithering *beep*!", Stan slobbered. |
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Lacey Fox
Joined: 03 Aug 2009
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:32 am Post subject: |
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| "I hate those bloody anarchists," he said antidisestablishmentarianistically. |
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Cheonmunka
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry, that was pretty gross.
And dumb.
How about: "Well, that's it then," the old man stated flacidly. |
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Lacey Fox
Joined: 03 Aug 2009
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:55 pm Post subject: |
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| What was grosser and dumber than flacid [sic] old man jokes? |
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Bondrock
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:39 am Post subject: |
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| "Until then, I'd never heard of bestiality," he said sheepishly. |
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Cheonmunka
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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| Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:14 am Post subject: |
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| ^ Wow, that's good. |
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Joe Batts Arm
Joined: 22 Jul 2009
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| Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Lacey Fox wrote: |
| "I hate those bloody anarchists," he said antidisestablishmentarianistically. |
I like this one !!! |
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Joe Batts Arm
Joined: 22 Jul 2009
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| Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:26 pm Post subject: |
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| "I have no gag reflex." she swallowed chokingly. |
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Bondrock
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:50 am Post subject: |
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| "I'm dying," he croaked. |
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Sector7G
Joined: 24 May 2008
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| Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:13 am Post subject: |
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"Never so deep!", he said superficially.
"You're shallow!", she responded profoundly.
"But I am a god.", he said blasphemously.
"I go to mass everyday", she said religiously.
"I can't work because of my hurt leg," he said lamely.
"I got a million absurd adverb lines", he said exaggeratedly. |
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Joe Batts Arm
Joined: 22 Jul 2009
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| Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:28 am Post subject: |
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| Sector7G wrote: |
"Never so deep!", he said superficially.
"You're shallow!", she responded profoundly.
"But I am a god.", he said blasphemously.
"I go to mass everyday", she said religiously.
"I can't work because of my hurt leg," he said lamely.
"I got a million absurd adverb lines", he said exaggeratedly. |
This one is great! |
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sqrlnutz123
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Bondrock wrote: |
| "Until then, I'd never heard of bestiality," he said sheepishly. |
This is my favorite. And I do not say that sheepishly!! |
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Cheonmunka
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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| Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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"I like ramyon," she replied wavedly.
"I have no breasts," she said flatly.
"Kopy one givu me," he requested Konglishly. |
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