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[The evil penguin]

[Kurtz]

You are given a brand new blow up girlfriend, but unfortunately, whilst deflated, the buyer couldn't see the soon to be fully erect *beep* which now proudly stands to attention given the appropraite inflation to its rubbery tasting valve.

I wish I could eat eggs, which would increase my breakfast options when traveling.

[CutebutPsycho]

You can have all the eggs you want in whatever combo your heart desires, but that is now the ONLY breakfast food you can eat.

I wish I had my own private plane so it would be first class all the time.

[blurgalurgalurga]

Hey, nice plane. Problem is, you don't know how to fly it and can't afford a pilot, so it just sits out in the street in front of your cockroach infested apartment, until finally it gets towed for blocking traffic. You run after it crying 'nooooooooo,' and are so blinded by your tears you run in front of a bus and get squished. Your last sight of earth as your spirit flies up into the ether is your plane, slowly trundling towards the impound yard...

I wish I had a beach across the street from my house.

[CutebutPsycho]

There is a beach across the street, but now you have no house, nor any money for a house as the insurance premiums are sky high, beach erosion is a huge problem, and you are hit with hurricanes darn near weekly. Have fun living in a card board box.


I wish Shamu and his clan at Seaworld would revolt.

[aboxofchocolates]

[CutebutPsycho]

You can speak in tongues and nothing but tongues. No one can understand you and most people think you are mentally ill and should be locked away in a sanitarium as a danger to yourself and others.

I wish my dog could live as long as I do.

[cwflaneur]

[cwflaneur]

[CutebutPsycho]

Your sunglasses never get broke or lost because they are permanently attached to your face. However, they have the extreme dark tint like on the original Gargoyles which renders you blind except in the brightest sunlight.


I wish I could get paid millions to sit on the computer all day reading this forum.

[samcheokguy]

You are...but it's millions in Zimbabwe Dollars.

[CutebutPsycho]

Since Samcheokguy didn't post a wish....

I wish any sports bets I place are winners.

[The evil penguin]

[blurgalurgalurga]

You no longer have a job that makes you jab pencils up your nose out of boredom...instead, you have a new job. You are a rhesus lab monkey working in a pencil factory that's trying to ascertain how toxic their pencils are by jabbing you deeply and repeatedly in the nose--and, yes, in other places too. By the time you finally succumb to graphite poisoning, you are so full of lead they chop you up and sell you as Weight'n'Bait, the amazing new fishing bait that doesn't need a sinker.

I wish I was fishing.

[The evil penguin]