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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
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 Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:38 pm Post subject: The non-human thread |
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Inspired by my fearless fellow feathered friend Kwangju Chicken who was was heard to crow in a previous thread: "Maybe we should start a non-humans thread?"......
This is it.
Ummmm..... I'll start. Hello. I'm the Evil Penguin.
I've kind of run out of ideas now.... I think we need a secret hand-shake or badge or something... |
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
Joined: 28 May 2009
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| Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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oink oink, I'm 'pigsheadsoupwithrice' (in English)
how do you do? |
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aboxofchocolates
Joined: 21 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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| aren't most of the folks here non-human? |
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The evil penguin
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| Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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| DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP wrote: |
oink oink, I'm 'pigsheadsoupwithrice' (in English)
how do you do? |
Technically, pigsheadsoupwithrice doesn't actually 'oink'. The oinking part is kind of rendered pretty much disfunctional by the whole decapitation and boiling process. Notwithstanding, welcome non-human. |
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Kwangjuchicken
Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.
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| Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:24 pm Post subject: Re: The non-human thread |
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| The evil penguin wrote: |
Inspired by my fearless fellow feathered friend Kwangju Chicken who was was heard to crow in a previous thread: "Maybe we should start a non-humans thread?"......
This is it.
Ummmm..... I'll start. Hello. I'm the Evil Penguin.
I've kind of run out of ideas now.... I think we need a secret hand-shake or badge or something... |
You are my hero.  |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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| Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:03 am Post subject: |
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| aboxofchocolates wrote: |
| aren't most of the folks here non-human? |
Your avatar confuses me. Does he transform into a chocolate eclair or something???? |
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Kwangjuchicken
Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.
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| Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:21 am Post subject: |
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In the summer Kid's program there was this small group of girls that were giggling. Then one said it is because I am so cute. Then they all agreed I was cute.  Then they said it was because I look like a penguin. So, I said, "Well, chickens and penguins are cousins."  |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
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| Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:08 am Post subject: |
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| Kwangjuchicken wrote: |
| In the summer Kid's program there was this small group of girls that were giggling. Then one said it is because I am so cute. Then they all agreed I was cute. Then they said it was because I look like a penguin. So, I said, "Well, chickens and penguins are cousins." |
do you reckon penguin tastes like chicken or more like fish???
and now I've just weirded myself out...... |
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Joe666
Joined: 19 Nov 2008
Location: Jesus it's hot down here!
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| Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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| You can all go to hell!! Come on down, the weather is beautiful. Don't forget the SPF 10,000 and a change of undies!! |
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The evil penguin
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| Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Joe666 wrote: |
| You can all go to hell!! Come on down, the weather is beautiful. Don't forget the SPF 10,000 and a change of undies!! |
Don't talk to him Chicken- he's a HUMAN!!! |
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
Joined: 28 May 2009
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| Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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Damned weather, I'm sweating like a pig all day.
I wonder if it's worse if you have feathers...? |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
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| Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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| DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP wrote: |
Damned weather, I'm sweating like a pig all day.
I wonder if it's worse if you have feathers...? |
well..... in the case of the Chicken, the feathers provide pretty good insulation.
As everybody knows however, penguin feathers are teflon coated and double sprayed with scotch-guard to keep 'em water proof.
So yeah, they do make things a bit warm in summer. No major problem however- I just keep a few ice-cubes tucked under my wing-pits and in "other" places and I feel refreshed all day..... |
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Tundra_Creature
Joined: 11 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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Well, since my name is Tundra Creature, you can easily guess it- Yes, I am infact a Abondible Snowman- A Yeti, Sasquatch and all those names.
Although I'm pleasantly warm in the mountains, it does get embarassing when I want to travel south. It seems that hairy chests and backs are no longer in- apparently it's never been in for ladies, so that makes things even more embaressing. It makes things very lonely for a girl Yeti... |
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The evil penguin
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| Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Tundra_Creature wrote: |
Well, since my name is Tundra Creature, you can easily guess it- Yes, I am infact a Abondible Snowman- A Yeti, Sasquatch and all those names.
Although I'm pleasantly warm in the mountains, it does get embarassing when I want to travel south. It seems that hairy chests and backs are no longer in- apparently it's never been in for ladies, so that makes things even more embaressing. It makes things very lonely for a girl Yeti... |
You just caused my one of my ice-cubes (hint- not one of the wing-pit ones) to slip and fall on the ground....
I'll have you know that being a penguin of italian decent I understand your problem... I too have a hairy chest and back. Don't be lonely... we can have hairy babies....
Just note: THIS male penguin ain't gonna sit on no eggs..... |
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Tundra_Creature
Joined: 11 Jun 2009
Location: Canada
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| Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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Hurrah for hairy babies! Though I do wonder how they'll be treated at school...
Then again, by that time, hairy and feather bodies will be in. Can never keep up with kids and their new fangle-dangle fashion. |
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