| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
He with Horns on Head
Joined: 19 Aug 2009
Location: Cybergoat farm
|
 Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:38 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
| The evil penguin wrote: |
| He with Horns on Head wrote: |
| Can goats apply to post in this thread, or are hooves frowned upon by you webbed toe and claw fellas? |
that depends...are you really a goat....or SATAN?!?!?!
Satan is not allowed. He keeps breaking the TOS and making the mods cry... |
Never say "S*t*n" to a goat! Our greatest fears are of getting abducted by some Crowley look-a-like during the night and being slaughtered on a black pagan altar, surrounded by naked women dancing around us!
(Actually that last part is kind of considered Goat Valhalla in our hooven circles.) |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
|
| Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:56 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| He with Horns on Head wrote: |
[Never say "S*t*n" to a goat! Our greatest fears are of getting abducted by some Crowley look-a-like during the night and being slaughtered on a black pagan altar, surrounded by naked women dancing around us!
(Actually that last part is kind of considered Goat Valhalla in our hooven circles.) |
Coincidentally, that is also the preferred way to go for us evil penguins.... (although in the typical fantasy, the Crowley look-a-like is replaced by Lucy Lui wearing an iguana-skin g-string..... the rest of the story is pretty much spot on.....) Much better than dying from age-related arthritis on a rock somewhere in the middle of shark infested waters....
Anyway, welcome Horny Goat. We embrace you.....figuratively. don't be sheepish.... Do you like furry tundra beasts??? you can have her. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Tundra_Creature
Joined: 11 Jun 2009
Location: Canada
|
| Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:24 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| What!? But Penguin... I thought we had something!? I thought we could be together! Why are you so cold? You know, other than the reason of being from the south pole. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
|
| Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:04 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Tundra_Creature wrote: |
| What!? But Penguin... I thought we had something!? I thought we could be together! Why are you so cold? You know, other than the reason of being from the south pole. |
I am so sick of the racism on this board!!! Just because I'm a penguin, you automatically assume because we all look the same that I'm one of those penguins from down there...
Its tundra beasts like you that make me SICK!!
I'll have you know that my family immigrated a long long time ago, and my hometown is in fact within the tropical region of northern Queensland.
Get over your narrow minded judgemental attitudes.... your bigotry disgusts me.
We're finished. Sure, you're great in the bed...and on the floor...on the washing machine, on the roof, in the back seat of the car, and on the motorbike.... and the things you can do with a feather are truely magical... But we're through. ok? I i don't like penguinists. In any case, i'm sick of your fur all over my bed sheets.
Good bye. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
He with Horns on Head
Joined: 19 Aug 2009
Location: Cybergoat farm
|
| Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:14 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Wow all this drama reminds me of my favorite TV show on the farm, "The Horny And The Horned" - keep it up folks, gonna grab a box of moist grass and enjoy the show... |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Tundra_Creature
Joined: 11 Jun 2009
Location: Canada
|
| Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:17 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I feel cut. Cut very deeply that you thought I was so narrow-minded...
 Why must you always be like this!? *Cry, tear, sob- run off in a fuzzy mess* |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
|
| Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:21 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| He with Horns on Head wrote: |
| Wow all this drama reminds me of my favorite TV show on the farm, "The Horny And The Horned" - keep it up folks, gonna grab a box of moist grass and enjoy the show... |
Get a box of tissues while you are at it.... not sure if its gonna sink into a thread of anguish and heartbreak, or wild animalistic lust and erotic beastiality.... but this threads going somewhere.........- either way, tissues will be useful............... |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Kwangjuchicken
Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.
|
| Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:53 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| The evil penguin wrote: |
| tzechuk wrote: |
| Hahaha... awesome thread. |
hey Chicken.... i've got a funny feeling this 'tzechuk' is a human. I think we need some kind of initiation test before she is allowed in........ |
Friends to non-humans are welcome in my opinion.  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Kwangjuchicken
Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.
|
| Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:56 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| The evil penguin wrote: |
| He with Horns on Head wrote: |
| Wow all this drama reminds me of my favorite TV show on the farm, "The Horny And The Horned" - keep it up folks, gonna grab a box of moist grass and enjoy the show... |
Get a box of tissues while you are at it.... not sure if its gonna sink into a thread of anguish and heartbreak, or wild animalistic lust and erotic beastiality.... but this threads going somewhere.........- either way, tissues will be useful............... |
You two kiss and make up. I want to adopt one of your babies. I bet it would be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
|
| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:04 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Kwangjuchicken wrote: |
[
You two kiss and make up. I want to adopt one of your babies. I bet it would be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute. |
nah, we tried to kiss and make out, but i kept choking on furballs and it really killed the mood.... |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
tzechuk
Joined: 20 Dec 2004
|
| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:12 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Kwangjuchicken wrote: |
| The evil penguin wrote: |
| tzechuk wrote: |
| Hahaha... awesome thread. |
hey Chicken.... i've got a funny feeling this 'tzechuk' is a human. I think we need some kind of initiation test before she is allowed in........ |
Friends to non-humans are welcome in my opinion. |
I am not human. I am a certified alien, according to the Korean government.  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Kwangjuchicken
Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.
|
| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:39 am Post subject: |
|
|
| tzechuk wrote: |
| Kwangjuchicken wrote: |
| The evil penguin wrote: |
| tzechuk wrote: |
| Hahaha... awesome thread. |
hey Chicken.... i've got a funny feeling this 'tzechuk' is a human. I think we need some kind of initiation test before she is allowed in........ |
Friends to non-humans are welcome in my opinion. |
I am not human. I am a certified alien, according to the Korean government. |
ME TOO.  
Welcome aboard. And, did you note my location????? |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Kwangjuchicken
Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.
|
| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:42 am Post subject: |
|
|
| The evil penguin wrote: |
| Kwangjuchicken wrote: |
[
You two kiss and make up. I want to adopt one of your babies. I bet it would be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute. |
nah, we tried to kiss and make out, but i kept choking on furballs and it really killed the mood.... |
Well, it would have been better if you were a girl and she was the boy. Then you could lay eggs, and I could hatch one and it would think I was its
mommy. I bet it would look like a hairy version of this -----> |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
|
| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:38 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Kwangjuchicken wrote: |
| The evil penguin wrote: |
| Kwangjuchicken wrote: |
[
You two kiss and make up. I want to adopt one of your babies. I bet it would be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute. |
nah, we tried to kiss and make out, but i kept choking on furballs and it really killed the mood.... |
Well, it would have been better if you were a girl and she was the boy. Then you could lay eggs, and I could hatch one and it would think I was its
mommy. I bet it would look like a hairy version of this -----> |
would that make it a tundra penguicken or a chickguin? I think the other kids would tease him/her. We would need to teach him/her kung fu. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Maserial
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: The Web
|
| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:45 am Post subject: |
|
|
| I'd pay good money for some fried penguicken. Just saying. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
FAQ
Search
Memberlist
Usergroups
Register
Profile
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
