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asmith
Joined: 18 Jun 2009
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:35 pm Post subject: cat soup/broth |
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| My mother-in-law has been drinking this stuff to ward off the evil Swine Flu. Maybe it works. I might ask her to cook me up a batch. |
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
Joined: 28 May 2009 Location: Electron cloud
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Hmmm, I wonder if it gives stamina? If so, I could use some. |
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asmith
Joined: 18 Jun 2009
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:53 pm Post subject: |
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| DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP wrote: |
| Hmmm, I wonder if it gives stamina? If so, I could use some. |
It's for medicinal purposes. I don't know where she gets the cats. She might even kill them herself.
You think dog soup smells bad? You can't even begin to imagine. |
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Daegudavid
Joined: 08 Jun 2009
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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I'm pretty perfect...
Seriously, cats? That's not ok. |
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madoka

Joined: 27 Mar 2008
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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| asmith wrote: |
She's a nice lady.
OK, occasionally she kills and eats a cat.
But who amongst us is perfect? |
Plus she will be better prepared for the impending economic armageddon, when we'll all be fighting each for that last rat corpse. We'll see who'll be begging for cat testicle soup recipes come January. |
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
Joined: 28 May 2009 Location: Electron cloud
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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Why when I click on this link through my email does it tell me that this topic doesn't exist?
But it does exist.
Is this proof of Many worlds / parrallel universes....? |
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saw6436
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Daejeon, ROK
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Behind my old school there was a small shop that prepared korean medicines. Stuff like ginseng drink, herbal drinks, etc... I sat outside one day smoking a cigarette and watched the old woman toss live cats into the big pressure cookers. She was making a drink to help ease arthritis. |
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Pwillig
Joined: 26 Jan 2009
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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| What if you had cat soup with sides of live octopus? Would you go into overdrive mode and increase the population of Korea by 30%? |
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asmith
Joined: 18 Jun 2009
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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| madoka wrote: |
| asmith wrote: |
She's a nice lady.
OK, occasionally she kills and eats a cat.
But who amongst us is perfect? |
Plus she will be better prepared for the impending economic armageddon, when we'll all be fighting each for that last rat corpse. We'll see who'll be begging for cat testicle soup recipes come January. |
It's more of a gradual slide.
We don't start eating rats and cat tesiticles till 2012. |
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Daegudavid
Joined: 08 Jun 2009
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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| saw6436 wrote: |
| Behind my old school there was a small shop that prepared korean medicines. Stuff like ginseng drink, herbal drinks, etc... I sat outside one day smoking a cigarette and watched the old woman toss live cats into the big pressure cookers. She was making a drink to help ease arthritis. |
Jesus... That makes me sick. |
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
Joined: 28 May 2009 Location: Electron cloud
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Daegudavid wrote: |
| saw6436 wrote: |
| Behind my old school there was a small shop that prepared korean medicines. Stuff like ginseng drink, herbal drinks, etc... I sat outside one day smoking a cigarette and watched the old woman toss live cats into the big pressure cookers. She was making a drink to help ease arthritis. |
Jesus... That makes me sick. |
Yeah, just take some anti arthritis pills... |
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Skippy

Joined: 18 Jan 2003 Location: Daejeon
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:01 am Post subject: |
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Dear Asmith
Please asmith please do not get vaccinated. I here it does not work or has evil mercury in it, some of the American vaccines will give you mad cow. Please drink the cat juice medicine. Also eat lots of Kimchi as that I heard it prevented SARS maybe it will prevent H1NI. After drinking cat juice please go to the nearest airport or place like Itaewon do not worry you will be invulnerable to the swine flu.
Also I heard washing your hands is not needed too.
Please while your at it please stop going to the western medicine doctor and see the nice oriental doctor instead. I hear acpunture does great for headaches. Also please remember you do not need to use a condom either your girlfriend or wife should just take some Holly or stand on her head. I here it is more effective then contraceptives.
Sincerely Skippy (falling for troll bait) |
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ontheway
Joined: 24 Aug 2005 Location: Somewhere under the rainbow...
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:21 am Post subject: |
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| Skippy wrote: |
Dear Asmith
Please asmith please do not get vaccinated. I here it does not work or has evil mercury in it, some of the American vaccines will give you mad cow. Please drink the cat juice medicine. Also eat lots of Kimchi as that I heard it prevented SARS maybe it will prevent H1NI. After drinking cat juice please go to the nearest airport or place like Itaewon do not worry you will be invulnerable to the swine flu.
Also I heard washing your hands is not needed too.
Please while your at it please stop going to the western medicine doctor and see the nice oriental doctor instead. I hear acpunture does great for headaches. Also please remember you do not need to use a condom either your girlfriend or wife should just take some Holly or stand on her head. I here it is more effective then contraceptives.
Sincerely Skippy (falling for troll bait) |
You know Skippy, if he follows your advice, and you get the vaccine, the perfidious nature of fate's fickle finger will find Asmith, next spring, knawing on dried cat oysters, dancing on your grave and howling under a full moon, after you have expired from a bad batch of the flu potion, the economy has tanked, the swine flu has vanished, and the fear has fizzled out and faded from our collective memories. |
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