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Godzilla
Joined: 06 Jun 2003
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 Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 3:06 am Post subject: The Ajumma Downstairs Stinks! |
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Man.. I dunno what she's cooking, but it smells like something that comes
out of a pigs arse! I thought I'd shit myself the other day.. disgusting.
Also she cooks fish at like 5am in the morning. Is there anyone else out there with a fish-cooking Ajumma problem? Anything I can say to her? I hate waking up thinking I'm in Lim's Chicken.
Any advice greatly received. |
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Crois
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: You could be next so watch out.
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Maybe she is dead? Dead people tend to smell!!!!!    |
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Tony Danza's Houseguest
Joined: 24 Jan 2004
Location: Osan Dong
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| Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 3:24 am Post subject: |
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| You could ask her to start cooking fish at 5 AM at night. That might help. |
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rapier
Joined: 16 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 3:31 am Post subject: |
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| Why are many foreigners afraid to complain about even the simplest things? Do as i do. get a korean friend to translate a message of complaint into Korean. Practise it, and then call the apartment warden, he'll put you through to the apartment concerned,- whereupon you can politely state your case. Normally works, although afterwards they'll assume you're fluent in korean and keep making conversation. |
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ffl007
Joined: 01 Nov 2003
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| Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 7:09 am Post subject: |
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| Maybe you don't exactly smell like roses to her either? And hence the fish soup starting at 5 AM? |
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Godzilla
Joined: 06 Jun 2003
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FFL007.. There's a level of Asian cleanliness that you can only dream about! She's called my fiancee and she's a hygiene freak! The fish at 5am makes her (I don't get it too bad as I usually set off for work at that time) want to puke. Have you anything constructive to add? No? Right.. byeeeee.
Rapier.. I'm not adverse to complaining, but is it too much to ask a middle aged lady to change her cooking habits? I wouldn't know how to broach the subject. Also I live in a house that's been split into three parts so no apartment warden.
Guess I'll just have to wait for another 6 months then move when my contract's up |
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HardyandTiny
Joined: 03 Jun 2003
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| Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 11:57 pm Post subject: |
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| it's an old Korean trick, she cooks smelly food until you finally get so disgusted and upset that you go downstairs to complain, only to find her half naked answering the door with a cucumber in one hand and a bottle of vegetable oil in the other. |
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lush72
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: I am Penalty Kick!
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| Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 11:59 pm Post subject: |
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| HardyandTiny wrote: |
| it's an old Korean trick, she cooks smelly food until you finally get so disgusted and upset that you go downstairs to complain, only to find her half naked answering the door with a cucumber in one hand and a bottle of vegetable oil in the other. |
Goddamn! |
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Shincheon_Blues
Joined: 16 Dec 2003
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| Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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| HardyandTiny wrote: |
| it's an old Korean trick, she cooks smelly food until you finally get so disgusted and upset that you go downstairs to complain, only to find her half naked answering the door with a cucumber in one hand and a bottle of vegetable oil in the other. |
Soultrader's sock puppet exposed! 
Nothing like a little off-color humor in the morning. |
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OiGirl
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: Hoke-y-gun
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| Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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| HardyandTiny wrote: |
| it's an old Korean trick, she cooks smelly food until you finally get so disgusted and upset that you go downstairs to complain, only to find her half naked answering the door with a cucumber in one hand and a bottle of vegetable oil in the other. |
A WHAT!!?!
Oi! |
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Jensen
Joined: 30 Mar 2003
Location: hippie hell
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| HardyandTiny wrote: |
| it's an old Korean trick, she cooks smelly food until you finally get so disgusted and upset that you go downstairs to complain, only to find her half naked answering the door with a cucumber in one hand and a bottle of vegetable oil in the other. |
Olive oil has a nice afer-taste. 
My neighbors went on vacation and their apartment started stinking BAD! Had they taken the grandpa with them?...been a couple of weeks since anyone had seen halaboji walking around. Everyone in the building came down to talk it over and my roommate got elected to climb in though a window. When he came around and opened the front door the smell poured out. People were gagging.
Just the denjang getting ripe.
When the neighbors came back they gave us some...good stuff, man. |
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