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Joo Rip Gwa Rhhee
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 Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:53 pm Post subject: Moammar Khadafy to United Nations: Abolish Switzerland! |
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Libya's Col. Moammar Khadafy has a beef with Switzerland and plans to ask the United Nations to abolish the tiny Alpine home of milk chocolate, cuckoo clocks and yodeling.
According to Swiss minister Christa Markwalder, Khadafy will demand that Switzerland be wiped off the map when he comes to New York Sept. 23. He apparently wants the country to be dismembered and the land parceled out among neighbouring France, Germany and Italy.
The Libya-Swiss kerfuffle began a year ago, when Khadafy's youngest son, Hannibal Khadafy, and his pregnant wife were arrested in a Geneva luxury hotel for beating two servants with a belt and a coat-hanger.
Hannibal Khadafy had previously been busted in both France and Italy for beating a woman and fighting a cop, and once for driving drunk down Paris' Champs Elysee at 90 mph - the wrong way.
Libya retaliated with fury, recalling some diplomats, suspending visas for Swiss citizens, withdrawing funds from Swiss banks, shuttering the Tripoli office of Nestle and threatening to cut off oil deliveries to Switzerland.
Two Swiss businessmen were barred from leaving the country until Libya received an apology for Hannibal's arrest. |
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2009/09/03/2009-09-03_libya_leader_col_moammar_khadafy_to_united_nations_abolish_switzerland.html#ixzz0Q5ges7OP |
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mises
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| Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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| This is awesome stuff. |
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catman
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| Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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| What a lovely couple. |
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bacasper
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| Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Joo, note that Khadaffi could have demanded that the UN abolish Israel, but he hasn't done so. |
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Fox
Joined: 04 Mar 2009
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| Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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| This man really doesn't know how to pick his battles. If the U.N. were to actually realistically have the power to simply dissolve nations and parcel out the land to other nations at will, which do you think it would use this power on first: Switzerland, or Libya? |
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caniff
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| Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Hannibal - what a great name for the kid. |
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Moldy Rutabaga
Joined: 01 Jul 2003
Location: Ansan, Korea
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| Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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"Thank you, Mr. Khadafy. The council will now hear the next petition, from a Mr. Abraham Simpson."
"Dear U.N., there are too many countries nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot."
Ken:> |
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Pluto
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| Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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| caniff wrote: |
| Hannibal - what a great name for the kid. |
The Punic Wars? |
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Rteacher
Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA
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| Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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| I can see beating servants with a belt, but a coat-hanger seems excessive (though students in Korea are beaten with the metal shaft of a golf club sometimes ...) |
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
Joined: 28 May 2009
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| Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Rteacher wrote: |
| I can see beating servants with a belt, but a coat-hanger seems excessive (though students in Korea are beaten with the metal shaft of a golf club sometimes ...) |
Lol just loooking at pictures of Gadaffhi, that whacky basterd makes me think he'd fit in perfectly well here.. |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Pluto wrote: |
| caniff wrote: |
| Hannibal - what a great name for the kid. |
The Punic Wars? |
I dunno, perhaps. Maybe they should give him an elephant for his European travels.
or maybe a stay in jail? The coat-hanger routine is so passe as Joan Crawford already cornered that market. |
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Joo Rip Gwa Rhhee
Joined: 25 May 2003
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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When Khaddafy gets to the US the US ought to secretly Kidnap him put him in a trunk and throw him in the East river and then claim he ran off with some women. Or even better jab him with a poison umbrella and then claim that the died of a heart attack.
Last edited by Joo Rip Gwa Rhhee on Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:01 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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benji
Joined: 21 Jul 2009
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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I think the US should send misiles to Gadaffi's house and kill his daughter. OOOPs.
Or the UN should change the English spelling of Libya to Labia and tell them what it means. Shame those muslim men. |
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Joo Rip Gwa Rhhee
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Mosley
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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The Libyan dictator/whack job's appalling "speech" to the UN, which I watched live today, reminded me of all-too-many leftist whack jobs at Dave's CE Forum, whom I could imagine applauding this a******.
Gadhafi reminded us all how the US was responsible for the Korean War. 
Hey, he's no Castro, but the lefties will have to content themselves with what they may. Double header action! Iran's anti-Semite par excellence spoke later! |
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