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[Triban]

First class this year in a elementary school. They were so well-behaved during the lesson, but after the class when I whipped out a couple packs of stickers to give out individually chaos ensued. It was akin to 40 stealthy ninjas, quick as lightning, on a live-or-die mission to bring stickers back to the emperor. Luckily I have a small stockpile, but if I keep going through 60 stickers a day, adios, stickeros.

[rchristo10]

Be thankful, they could have raped you. I've often had kids fondling me and getting all touchy feely. I'm sure you'll be OK. Smile (and secretly slap the hell out of one of them in the restroom and say "it was because I care about you").

[nathanrutledge]

Make sure that you get them in a cage and to the vet ASAP (and be careful, don't want to get bit twice!). If they show signs, then you'll need to get the shots, right in the belly too. That's no good. If they get away, then you have to assume they DO have rabies and the shots are guaranteed. Good luck!

[Juregen]

[MattAwesome]

you have lost your class forever. better switch to dictator mode immediately.

[Triban]

It's fine. I was heavy handed during the lesson, so I figured I would show them a softer side at the end. Next time I give out stickers, they are going to come single file or they get nothing.

[Goku]

If you stare at a mirror in the dark and say stickers 3 times,

Small Korean kids will jump out and be touchy and grab you by your appendages.

You will have lost your innocence forever.

[rchristo10]