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iammac2002



Joined: 12 Jun 2009
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:56 am    Post subject: Gross Reply with quote

I saw a splatter of vomit on the sidewalk last night, and in the middle of it, would you believe, was a cell phone!
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fishy



Joined: 24 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That must have hurt.
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Jane



Joined: 01 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm having a difficult time getting a certain picture out of my head. I got off the subway on the way home today from work and an old ajumma ran to the tracks, ripped down her pants and had projectile diarrehea all over! I've never seen anything like it.

It reminded me of a fireman's hose. Poor lady.
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misher



Joined: 14 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was at the gym tonight and doing core exercises in the stretching room right after a ladies yoga class finished. The next thing I noticed was long female pubes all over the floor because they were all wearing shorts. I almost hurled. Mad
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:53 am    Post subject: Re: Gross Reply with quote

iammac2002 wrote:
I saw a splatter of vomit on the sidewalk last night, and in the middle of it, would you believe, was a cell phone!


Was it pink, brown or yellow? The puke.
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jane wrote:
I'm having a difficult time getting a certain picture out of my head. I got off the subway on the way home today from work and an old ajumma ran to the tracks, ripped down her pants and had projectile diarrehea all over! I've never seen anything like it.

It reminded me of a fireman's hose. Poor lady.


What color was it?
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

misher wrote:
I was at the gym tonight and doing core exercises in the stretching room right after a ladies yoga class finished. The next thing I noticed was long female pubes all over the floor because they were all wearing shorts. I almost hurled. Mad


Was it gray? That would be gross.
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beercanman



Joined: 16 May 2009

PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

seen lots of puke, even created some, but with a phone...was it a good phone, man, coulda been worth something, don't let a bit of puke get ya down.
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weatherman



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Gross Reply with quote

iammac2002 wrote:
I saw a splatter of vomit on the sidewalk last night, and in the middle of it, would you believe, was a cell phone!


That is a Korean moment. Art almost.
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cj1976



Joined: 26 Oct 2005

PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Gross Reply with quote

weatherman wrote:
iammac2002 wrote:
I saw a splatter of vomit on the sidewalk last night, and in the middle of it, would you believe, was a cell phone!


That is a Korean moment. Art almost.


If Tracey Emin made something like that, it would be in the Tate Modern now.
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Steelrails



Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System

PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've heard of spontaneous human combustion but a person spontaneously turning into a puddle of vomit leaving only their cell phone? Rad.

Must have been the Soju.
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Pwillig



Joined: 26 Jan 2009

PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jane wrote:
I'm having a difficult time getting a certain picture out of my head. I got off the subway on the way home today from work and an old ajumma ran to the tracks, ripped down her pants and had projectile diarrehea all over! I've never seen anything like it.

It reminded me of a fireman's hose. Poor lady.


Tub girl, watch out!

That is pretty sad, however Sad
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ThingsComeAround



Joined: 07 Nov 2008

PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not enough public loos for the people
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grunden



Joined: 18 Apr 2009

PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saturday I ordered a roll of kimbop, as I was about to put it in my mouth I see a long thick hair, I pull on it and lift up 3 of the slices. I showed it to the lady and left.
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