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DeLaRed
Joined: 16 Oct 2008
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:57 pm Post subject: PE teacher pictures found on gay porn site. |
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A HUNKY PE master was suspended yesterday after pupils at his top boys' grammar found photos of him naked and aroused on a gay porn website.
Shamed Sam Handley, 25, turned up for lessons unaware the link to the snaps had spread round the school like wildfire.
He was hauled in by the deputy head and sent home. Last night he was facing the sack - as pupils at prestigious Harvey Grammar School, in Folkestone, Kent, told how a gleeful classmate stumbled on the pictures.
They show hockey-loving Mr Handley starkers while posing under the pseudonym "Mike".
In one snap he reclines naked on a bed with his legs apart.
In another he titillates men who flock to the site - which also features hardcore gay porn - by grabbing his manhood through his boxer shorts.
One pupil said: "I got sent the link on my Facebook site. As soon as I opened it my jaw hit the ground. Within an hour everyone was looking at it on their phones and computers."
A drooling profile describes the teacher as "straight" but "not shy about showing off his body." It adds: "Mike is new to modelling and works as a PT (physical trainer)."
After being sent home yesterday, Mr Handley - still in his PE teacher's tracksuit bottoms - insisted at his semi in Willesborough, Kent: "I didn't pose for anything pornographic."
When the snap of him fondling himself through his boxers was described to him, he declared: "I wouldn't say that - I was just holding it."
Harvey Grammar was nicknamed Pervy Grammar three years ago when a blonde music teacher was sacked over topless magazine photos.
Kristina Howells was hired after a male teacher left amid allegations he downloaded adult porn on school computers.
Yesterday the school, which boasts a crest bearing the names of three famous French ships, refused to comment on the latest scandal. |
I somehow doubt you could stumble upon the pictures.  |
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flakfizer

Joined: 12 Nov 2004 Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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"facing the sack?" |
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DeLaRed
Joined: 16 Oct 2008
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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flakfizer wrote: |
"facing the sack?" |
British english for getting fired...... |
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asams

Joined: 17 Nov 2008
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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This article just cracks me up because of the British English that is used.
The fact that they felt the need to include the school's nickname "Pervy Grammar" is awesome. |
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cj1976
Joined: 26 Oct 2005
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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flakfizer wrote: |
"facing the sack?" |
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nobbyken

Joined: 07 Jun 2006 Location: Yongin ^^
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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Getting the sack, for holding his. |
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Moldy Rutabaga

Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Location: Ansan, Korea
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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Awkward.....
A reminder to be careful what you upload to your Facebook profile!
Ken:> |
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Gibberish
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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Rutabaga, I think you've been here long enough and posted ":>Ken" enough times that now everyone knows your name is Ken, and there's no point in signing every single post. |
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benji
Joined: 21 Jul 2009
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:15 am Post subject: |
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"insisted at his semi" ? |
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Moldy Rutabaga

Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Location: Ansan, Korea
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:11 am Post subject: |
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Rutabaga, I think you've been here long enough and posted ":>Ken" enough times that now everyone knows your name is Ken, and there's no point in signing every single post. |
Okay -- force of habit!
So far as I know, 'getting the sack' comes from a time in medieval England where a worker would contract with a supervisor and give him the sack he keeps his work tools in. If the supervisor wanted to dismiss the worker, he would return the sack.
It's still funny. Getting the sack. Heh-heh-heh.
Ke--- whoops[/quote] |
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cj1976
Joined: 26 Oct 2005
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:22 am Post subject: |
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Call me childish if you want, but the term 'facing the sack' seems a bit ill thought-out considering the subject matter. It sounds like the gay equivalent of the 'Burger Shot". |
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GreenlightmeansGO

Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Location: Daegu
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:48 am Post subject: |
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Reminds me of Almond Tease... |
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Hyeon Een

Joined: 24 Jun 2005
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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cj1976 wrote: |
Call me childish if you want, but the term 'facing the sack' seems a bit ill thought-out considering the subject matter. It sounds like the gay equivalent of the 'Burger Shot". |
That's probably the point. The newspaper is a low quality British tabloid and every single article is required to use at least a half dozen puns or double entendres.
I hate "newspapers" like that. |
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Chris_Dixon
Joined: 09 Jan 2008
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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cj1976 wrote: |
Call me childish if you want, but the term 'facing the sack' seems a bit ill thought-out considering the subject matter. It sounds like the gay equivalent of the 'Burger Shot". |
lol, its a common expression...i didnt even notice any inuendo when i read it.... |
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tzechuk

Joined: 20 Dec 2004
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:04 am Post subject: |
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benji wrote: |
"insisted at his semi" ? |
Semi-detached house.
In England there are 3 types of houses (well there are more, but these are the most usual): detached, i.e. stand alone, semi-detached, one house split into two, and terrace, which i think are town houses (many houses joined together).
P.s. which newspaper is it?
The Sun? The Mirror? The Daily Mail? |
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