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pianowill
Joined: 11 May 2009
Location: Bundang
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 Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:43 pm Post subject: I swallowed a bone |
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| The meat at lunch today had a lot of bones. I didn't think it would be appropriate to take the bone out of my mouth so I swallowed it. It was about nickel sized. Will I be able to digest it? Will it sit in my stomach forever? Will it get stuck in my intestines? Should I go to the hospital? |
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eamo
Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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| Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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| It might cause a little discomfort on the john in about 16 hours. |
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Underwaterbob
Joined: 08 Jan 2005
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| Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Your stomach acid should do a number on it. That stuff's incredible. |
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Triban
Joined: 14 Jul 2009
Location: Suwon Station
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| Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Underwaterbob wrote: |
| Your stomach acid should do a number on it. That stuff's incredible. |
I've been working for years on a way to be able to spit it at people...like Reptile on Mortal Kombat. |
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Underwaterbob
Joined: 08 Jan 2005
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| Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Triban wrote: |
| Underwaterbob wrote: |
| Your stomach acid should do a number on it. That stuff's incredible. |
I've been working for years on a way to be able to spit it at people...like Reptile on Mortal Kombat. |
Or Cobra Khan from He-man. Yeah, kick-ass! |
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pianowill
Joined: 11 May 2009
Location: Bundang
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| Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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| eamo wrote: |
| It might cause a little discomfort on the john in about 16 hours. |
I really don't think this thing is coming out in its present size. Is there anything I can do to strengthen my stomach acid immediately? |
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Underwaterbob
Joined: 08 Jan 2005
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| Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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| pianowill wrote: |
| eamo wrote: |
| It might cause a little discomfort on the john in about 16 hours. |
I really don't think this thing is coming out in its present size. Is there anything I can do to strengthen my stomach acid immediately? |
Down the contents of a car battery? |
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asams
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| Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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| why would you risk your health in order to be polite? |
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pianowill
Joined: 11 May 2009
Location: Bundang
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| Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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| asams wrote: |
| why would you risk your health in order to be polite? |
Everyone was eating the stuff, so I figured they just swallowed the bones. I assumed if they were swallowing them, they must do it all the time, and it must not be unhealthy. But after doing it, I looked around at their trays and everyone had left the bony pieces untouched. I told my co-teacher what I just did and she was shocked. She said I shouldn't be eating the bones. |
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Hanson
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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| If babies can come out of...well....you-know-where, I can't imagine a bone will cause much of a ruckus. My bet is you won't even notice. |
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hapigokelli
Joined: 04 Aug 2009
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| Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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| You are awesome. |
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Hanson
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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| pianowill wrote: |
| asams wrote: |
| why would you risk your health in order to be polite? |
Everyone was eating the stuff, so I figured they just swallowed the bones. I assumed if they were swallowing them, they must do it all the time, and it must not be unhealthy. But after doing it, I looked around at their trays and everyone had left the bony pieces untouched. I told my co-teacher what I just did and she was shocked. She said I shouldn't be eating the bones. |
Skit-worthy. |
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Joe666
Joined: 19 Nov 2008
Location: Jesus it's hot down here!
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| Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:51 am Post subject: |
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| If babies can come out of...well....you-know-where, I can't imagine a bone will cause much of a ruckus. My bet is you won't even notice. |
Yah!! Nice try!! The walls of the tube an infant slides out of are 20-30 cell layers thick. Very durable with lots of mucus. The other tube is 3-7 cell layers thick with less mucus, not nearly as plyable and not meant for......
Bone is calcified cartilage. Calcium is a metal (in case you people did not know). The HCL in your stomach is meant to break up soft organics like meats and vegetables etc.
Why am I wasting my time on this.... It's going to hurt, period!! Sorry brother!! I hate to say this, but I would be hoping for no sharp edges on that baby when it finally decides to slide via gravity. |
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Hamlet
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| Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:03 am Post subject: |
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| WTF!! How do not know how to eat?! |
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benji
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| Thats' what she said.. |
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