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crsandus



Joined: 05 Oct 2004

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:18 pm    Post subject: A Joke Reply with quote

Q: How many Korean English teachers does it take to tell one Native English Teacher that there will be no school the next day (Friday)?

A: I don�t know, but it�s more than 4.

Unfortunately the joke was on me.
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byrddogs



Joined: 19 Jun 2009
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:39 pm    Post subject: Re: A Joke Reply with quote

crsandus wrote:
Q: How many Korean English teachers does it take to tell one Native English Teacher that there will be no school the next day (Friday)?

A: I don�t know, but it�s more than 4.

Unfortunately the joke was on me.


do you not have a school calendar?
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Joe666



Joined: 19 Nov 2008
Location: Jesus it's hot down here!

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

crsandus wrote:
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do you not have a school calendar?


Yes he does, but it's in Hanguel!!

Joke - How many important documents will a NET receive in hanguel before the administration finally comes to the conclusion that they should just inform his/her handler of the notice.

Punchline - The joke is still on me.
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Goon-Yang



Joined: 28 May 2009
Location: Duh

PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How many Koreans does it take to cook sam-gyeop sal?

One to look in the mirror.
Two to talk on the phone.
Two to drink soju.
Two to sing a song
And two to cook the meat.

Went out to a singing/dinner place and I noticed this. Just laughted and said it to the guy next to me. It was funny cause it was 100% true.
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cruisemonkey



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Goon-Yang wrote:
How many Koreans does it take to cook sam-gyeop sal?

One to look in the mirror.
Two to talk on the phone.
Two to drink soju.
Two to sing a song
And two to cook the meat.

The answer has to be 10 (not 9)... surely someone was in charge of the scissors! Wink
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cruisemonkey



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe666 wrote:
crsandus wrote:
Quote:
do you not have a school calendar?


Yes he does, but it's in Hanguel!!

The alphabet shouldn't matter (as long as one is not red/green colour blind). Laughing
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