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[drkalbi]

The world's best and worst lovers
Posted Thu, Oct 01, 2009

Man holding globe (Getty)Attention to all the single, jet-setting ladies out there: if you're looking for some sweet, satisfying international lovin' you might want to stay away from Germany and book a flight to Spain, according to a new poll. Onepoll.com surveyed women from 20 countries and asked them to rate men from different nations on their sexual prowess and include reasons for their responses.

Here is a breakdown of the results:

1. Germans had bad body odour
2. English men are too lazy
3. Sweds are too quick
4. Holland men are too dominating
5. Americans are too rough
6. Greeks are too soppy
7. Welsh men are too selfish
8. Men from Scotland are too loud
9. Turkish men are too sweaty
10. Russians are too hairy (well, they do have to stay warm)

And where does Canada rank in the list of most qualified lovers? Well, Canadian men are number 10 on the list of best lovers in the world, right after:

1. Spain,
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. News Zealand
9. Denmark

So maybe next time you want to take solo vacation for a good time, you might want to consider a staycation and checking out your own backyard.

What do you think, women of Canada? Are these results accurate? And would you approve of a survey done on the best female lovers around the world?

- Vanessa

P.S. Check out Canada's sex report

[Joe666]

The world's best and worst wealthy lovers
Posted Thu, Oct 01, 2009

Man holding globe (Getty)Attention to all the single, jet-setting gold-digging ladies out there: if you're looking for some sweet, satisfying international financial worthy lovin' you might want to stay away from Germany and book a flight to Spain, according to a new poll. Onepoll.com surveyed money hungry women from 20 countries and asked them to rate men from different nations on their financial status, sexual prowess and include reasons for their responses.

Here is a breakdown of the results:

1. Germans had bad body odour and little capitol wealth
2. English men are too lazy and basically have no cash
3. Sweds are too quick and outright poor
4. Holland men are too dominating and need better employment
5. Americans are too rough and live in many slums
6. Greeks are too soppy, drive mediocre cars
7. Welsh men are too selfish and drink cheap alcohol
8. Men from Scotland are too loud and extremely frugal
9. Turkish men are too sweaty and can't afford scented soap
10. Russians are too hairy and wear funny fake mink hats

And where does Canada rank in the list of most "financially qualified" lovers? Well, Canadian men are number 10 on the list of indirect "best lovers" in the world, right after:

1. Spain, Highest per capita of established millionaires
2. Brazil, Dirt poor but spend every dime to please their mates
3. Italy, Most men drive Lamborghini's or Ferrari's
4. France, Spring for the best cheese and wine money can buy
5. Ireland, Spare no expense when it comes to fine alcohol beverages
6. South Africa, Men make love on Great White shark skin bed sheets
7. Australia, More mates with more greats
8. News Zealand, The land with wealthy NEWS associations
9. Denmark, Not as rich as the Swedes, but good for stand-bys

So maybe next time you want to take solo vacation for better shoes, hand bags and jewelry, you might want to consider a materialistic, empty staycation and check out your own backyard.

What do you think, women of Canada? Are these results accurate? How is your wardrobe looking? And would you approve of a survey done on the best female parasites around the world?

- Poor White Boy

P.S. Check out Canada's poverty report

[peppermint]

Joe, if you really think women are all about the $$$, then it seems like you might be dating the wrong kind of women.

[Joe666]

peppermint - My post was just sarcasm with a hint of reality. Or was it reality with a hint of sarcasm. I forgot.

Oh well!! I will let each individual Dave's reader decide for themselves!!

[mongolian spot]

Im dismayed to see that english guys are rated number 2. I would just like to say that english men are the most romantic in the world.

[Gibberish]

U.S.A.!

U.S.A.!

U.S.A.!

[Panda]

Its misleading!!!

The title should be the best and the worst lovers among 20 countries.

BTW, are England, Wales countries?

[Moldy Rutabaga]

>Canadian men are number 10 on the list of best lovers in the world

Unfortunately, we never get any because we're too polite to ask...