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mua'dib



Joined: 29 Sep 2009
Location: sweating pure pocari

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

general rule of digestion: If you can swallow it you can ummm........ Pass it....

but keep it to biological material- no lightbulbs please
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asams



Joined: 17 Nov 2008

PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread is like one of those movies that is amazing up until the ending which doesn't tie anything together and leaves you wanting more.

Extremely disappointed. Terrible night - first I get a letter saying I have a package and after 2 trips to the post office I find out that it's for the wrong person and now this? I'm gonna have to have a few after work in order to drown my sorrows.
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Steelrails



Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System

PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

asams wrote:
This thread is like one of those movies that is amazing up until the ending which doesn't tie anything together and leaves you wanting more.

Extremely disappointed. Terrible night - first I get a letter saying I have a package and after 2 trips to the post office I find out that it's for the wrong person and now this? I'm gonna have to have a few after work in order to drown my sorrows.


Yeah, this thread was going so well...

Who knows maybe the OP will be back in a few weeks asking us "What's a dongchim? All my students promised to give me a dongchim at 1:00 and I said 'yes'. What am I going to get?"
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pianowill



Joined: 11 May 2009
Location: Bundang

PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For some reason I stopped getting e-mail updates about this thread, but they just started again.

I'd love to tell a hilarious (for you) story about what happened in the ensuing days, though I'd hate to have experienced such a story. Lucky for me, there's no more to it. And that's no fibula. Never felt any pain during a bowel movement, never felt as if I were passing a kidney stone through my anus. Though for all I know, it's still inside me.

Every time I post in this thread, a queasy uncomfortableness emanates from my lower stomach, so unless you've got a bone to pick with me, I'm going to avoid further updates.

Of course if my body gives me any more updates, I'll be sure to entertain you with a skeletal rundown of the events.
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Kikomom



Joined: 24 Jun 2008
Location: them thar hills--Penna, USA--Zippy is my kid, the teacher in ROK. You can call me Kiko

PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good Will, glad to hear everythings come out alright--so far. Now let this be a lesson to ya. Wink

Steelrails wrote:
Reminds me of a facebook thing I did- The 6th graders at my school were having some sort of woodworking project outside with saws. They were left unsupervised for like 30 minutes and the whole time I'm looking out the window and watching everything slowly degenerate as I gave a blow by blow accounts on facebook. I had like 20 people riveted.

Incidentally only 2 required bandages. Oh and the whole time half the kids had no shoes on while sawing inches away from their feet.

Reminds me of the time I gave two 5-year olds a kid's tool-kit with REAL (kid-sized) tools and they sawed my redwood picnic table apart. Looking for wood to build a birdhouse?
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