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fromtheuk
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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There are no shortage of Korean women that don't know my last workplace.  |
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aboxofchocolates
Joined: 21 Mar 2008
Location: on your mind
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| Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:34 pm Post subject: Re: Dear LORD!!! |
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| Are you asking the woman in the van to marry you, or is this an open invitation. Because I'm free this week. But I want a big wedding. With paper flowers. And a petting zoo. With a unicorn. And a slip and slide. Every plate at the dinner comes with a complimentary GI Joe action figure and during desert we pit them against each other. Wait, I don't want a wedding, I want a third grade birthday party. Carry on. |
Chocolates!!! I'LL MARRY YOU RIGHT NOW! That was the best wedding description I've ever heard of in my life. I'm hooked and head over heals.  |
 I'm yours baby! Just answer me this one thing: nerf sword fights or paintball at the reception (if it's paintball, it'll have to be one big hall). |
I was thinking some hardcore rubber band paper clip fighting, guerilla style. And, the first person to loose an eye wins the grand prize. Singing You Spin Me Right Round with wedding singer frontman, Steve Buscemi. Also, we have to have some of those super cool sumo suits for our parents. I wanna see my mom kick my dad's behind!!! |
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that's the man I fell in love with, right there! |
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mongolian spot
Joined: 15 Sep 2009
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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You do know that white chicks don't find asian men (I'm talking indian or pakistan looking) attractive. Rarely have i seen a white chick with one of these guys unless A) he is loaded B) she is ugly and fat.
Sorry to burst your bubble. |
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fromtheuk
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:44 am Post subject: |
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I didn't specify what colour the woman has to be. I am a modest individual, but it's fair to say I look good.
As I experience more of the world, I've realized I really like all kinds of women.
I think you're a semi-effective troll, you're 'improving' with every post. |
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mongolian spot
Joined: 15 Sep 2009
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:44 am Post subject: |
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please dont say that. I don't want to get banned....again  |
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fromtheuk
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:50 am Post subject: |
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I went to sign for my government benefits today. I need to sign every 2 weeks. I went to subway to get a sandwich before my appointment.
I was waiting in the wrong bit of the queue, I realized it, self-corrected the mistake and stood behind 2 women. They looked like uni students.
The pretty girl ushered me to go in front of them, because I had entered the building before them. I returned the gesture, and she ushered me again.
I nodded my head and thanked her. Afterwards, throughout the day, I remembered my brief glance at that woman. She was quite nice.
Should I have asked her to marry me? Unrequited love. |
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sqrlnutz123
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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| No. Marry an American. |
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fromtheuk
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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| If she was American and truly that nice, I would have considered it. |
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mongolian spot
Joined: 15 Sep 2009
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:35 am Post subject: |
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| If she was American and truly that nice, I would have considered it. |
American + Truly nice
not possible Mr frompashwar |
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Bog Roll
Joined: 07 Oct 2009
Location: JongnoGuru country. RIP mate.
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| Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:21 am Post subject: |
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| mongolian spot wrote: |
You do know that white chicks don't find asian men (I'm talking indian or pakistan looking) attractive. Rarely have i seen a white chick with one of these guys unless A) he is loaded B) she is ugly and fat.
Sorry to burst your bubble. |
You mean like Liz Hurley? |
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shapeshifter
Joined: 29 Nov 2005
Location: Paris
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| Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:35 am Post subject: |
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| Bog Roll wrote: |
| mongolian spot wrote: |
You do know that white chicks don't find asian men (I'm talking indian or pakistan looking) attractive. Rarely have i seen a white chick with one of these guys unless A) he is loaded B) she is ugly and fat.
Sorry to burst your bubble. |
You mean like Liz Hurley? |
He's loaded. |
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Konglishman
Joined: 14 Sep 2007
Location: Nanjing
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| Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:00 am Post subject: |
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| mongolian spot wrote: |
You do know that white chicks don't find asian men (I'm talking indian or pakistan looking) attractive. Rarely have i seen a white chick with one of these guys unless A) he is loaded B) she is ugly and fat.
Sorry to burst your bubble. |
You just reminded of this short film made at UCSD.
http://www.wongfuproductions.com/ShortsYF.html |
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mongolian spot
Joined: 15 Sep 2009
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:11 am Post subject: |
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| shapeshifter wrote: |
| Bog Roll wrote: |
| mongolian spot wrote: |
You do know that white chicks don't find asian men (I'm talking indian or pakistan looking) attractive. Rarely have i seen a white chick with one of these guys unless A) he is loaded B) she is ugly and fat.
Sorry to burst your bubble. |
You mean like Liz Hurley? |
He's loaded. |
yes he is loaded plus she is damaged goods from the whole hugh grant thing- he got noshed by a fat, black, ugly american hooker on sunset boulevard. |
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sqrlnutz123
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:16 am Post subject: |
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| mongolian spot wrote: |
| fromtheuk wrote: |
| If she was American and truly that nice, I would have considered it. |
American + Truly nice
not possible Mr frompashwar |
There are many american's who would marry ftuk in a heartbeat to get residence in the EU. |
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fromtheuk
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:52 am Post subject: |
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| Wouldn't they want me because I'm a real catch? |
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