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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Location: Korea
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 Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:05 pm Post subject: Your favorite peice of Junk Nationalism |
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Me: Look at the sexy women on those cards.
Korean: Those women are from Japan. |
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Gibberish
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
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| Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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| The obsessiveness Americans have over "i before e". I mean, come on, people. |
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Moldy Rutabaga
Joined: 01 Jul 2003
Location: Ansan, Korea
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| Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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Korea: Stay away from our women! Hey, when is the Baywatch movie playing?
USA: This coin commemorates our victories in World Wars I and II, which we won by ourselves.
Canada: We are more caring and sharing than the Americans. However, miss a student loan payment and it's off to the collection agency with you.
China: We don't appreciate other countries meddling in our affairs. Hey-- Trinidad & Tobago! What are you doing hosting the Dali Lama? |
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jhuntingtonus
Joined: 09 Dec 2008
Location: Jeonju
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| Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Gibberish wrote: |
| The obsessiveness Americans have over "i before e". I mean, come on, people. |
That rule isn't only WEIRD, it's incorrect. |
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
Joined: 28 May 2009
Location: Electron cloud
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| Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:01 pm Post subject: Re: Your favorite peice of Junk Nationalism |
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| Fishead soup wrote: |
Me: Look at the sexy women on those cards.
Korean: Those women are from Japan. |
There are two rules actually.
1. If the woman on the card is indeed sexy and looks happy / naughty / cheeky / foxy - she is Japanese.
2. If the woman on the card is beautiful or good looking but somehow seems dull / sad / bored / miserable and not at all sexy - she is Korean
This has been a public service announcement. You will self destruct in 10 seconds. |
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redaxe
Joined: 01 Dec 2008
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| Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:06 am Post subject: Re: Your favorite peice of Junk Nationalism |
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| DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP wrote: |
| Fishead soup wrote: |
Me: Look at the sexy women on those cards.
Korean: Those women are from Japan. |
There are two rules actually.
1. If the woman on the card is indeed sexy and looks happy / naughty / cheeky / foxy - she is Japanese.
2. If the woman on the card is beautiful or good looking but somehow seems dull / sad / bored / miserable and not at all sexy - she is Korean
This has been a public service announcement. You will self destruct in 10 seconds. |
Funny if how you delete the phrase "on the card," those two rules still apply. |
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redaxe
Joined: 01 Dec 2008
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| Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:09 am Post subject: |
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| jhuntingtonus wrote: |
| Gibberish wrote: |
| The obsessiveness Americans have over "i before e". I mean, come on, people. |
That rule isn't only WEIRD, it's incorrect. |
I before E except after C or when sounded like "eigh" as in "neighbor" and "weigh." And "weird" is a weird word.
How is it nationalistic though? |
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fermentation
Joined: 22 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:24 am Post subject: |
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1940 Nazi: Ze German peoples are ze most superior and other peoples are ze untermensh.
Current neo-con Americans: Them terrorists are attacking us because they hate our freedoms!
My mother: More Korean girls should marry Korean men or our men will marry more South Asians and pollute our nation's blood! |
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Bloopity Bloop
Joined: 26 Apr 2009
Location: Seoul yo
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| Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:07 am Post subject: |
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| fermentation wrote: |
My mother: More Korean girls should marry Korean men or our men will marry more South Asians and pollute our nation's blood! |
Yeesh.
Koreans: other Asians look down on us. We respect all other Asians. |
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eamo
Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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| Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:29 am Post subject: |
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Koreans are the best at stem-cell research because they use metal chopsticks.
The Korean civilization is actually 10,000 years old and at one time covered all Asia from Europe to Japan. |
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fermentation
Joined: 22 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:57 am Post subject: |
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| Bloopity Bloop wrote: |
| fermentation wrote: |
My mother: More Korean girls should marry Korean men or our men will marry more South Asians and pollute our nation's blood! |
Yeesh.
Koreans: other Asians look down on us. We respect all other Asians. |
Lol. Sometimes I wonder when we're gonna break out the Swastikas and military uniforms. Oh wait...
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The Korean civilization is actually 10,000 years old and at one time covered all Asia from Europe to Japan. |
A guy knew told me about a "history" book that claimed the Goguryeo "empire" had the military power to conquer all the way up to Eastern Europe, but didn't because Koreans are such a peace loving people. |
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beercanman
Joined: 16 May 2009
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| Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:51 am Post subject: |
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| I'm awesome because I was born. |
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redaxe
Joined: 01 Dec 2008
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| Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:12 am Post subject: |
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| Mandatory American flag pins for all US politicians immediately after 9/11. |
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Bog Roll
Joined: 07 Oct 2009
Location: JongnoGuru country. RIP mate.
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English bloke: Too many bloody muslims and Poles moving into the neighbourhood - it has got so bad - I am emigrating to Australia! Just to bloody get away from them! I hate immigrants..
Irishman: Ohh, I hate England - I support whoever plays England.. Argentina, those square headed hun boys..
Sensible person: Oh, I see - which is your favourite football team...
Irishman: Manchester United/Liverpool/Arsenal so it is... |
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.38 Special
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Location: Pennsylvania
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| Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:18 am Post subject: |
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I like nationalism. Nationalism is fun  |
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