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oldenew
Joined: 25 Aug 2009
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 Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:22 am Post subject: The most outrageous, yet legal, thing you have ever done? |
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In the desert, under combat conditions. Far too little of everything vital. Gastro-intestinal disorders. Gotta go. NOW! BADLY! Bible handy. Paper pages work wonders under stressfull conditions.
Mathew, Mark, Luke, John...come to think of it,I think it was John.
If God exists, which I seriously doubt. I'm sure she'd get the irony. |
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benji
Joined: 21 Jul 2009
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| Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:09 am Post subject: Re: The most outrageous, yet legal, thing you have ever done |
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In the desert, under combat conditions. Far too little of everything vital. Gastro-intestinal disorders. Gotta go. NOW! BADLY! Bible handy. Paper pages work wonders under stressfull conditions.
Mathew, Mark, Luke, John...come to think of it,I think it was John.
If God exists, which I seriously doubt. I'm sure she'd get the irony. |
You wiped your butt with pages from the bible. How is that ironic? |
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robot
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:27 pm Post subject: |
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| It's like rain on your wedding day. |
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Princess Soraya
Joined: 30 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:54 am Post subject: |
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Illysook
Joined: 30 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:00 am Post subject: |
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If that's the most outrageous thing the OP has ever done, it makes him rather pathetic.
To save on weight, I took one of the free paperback bibles from my church to Korea. I then wore the covers off it, bought a new one and threw the old one away before I left Korea. Is that outrageous? Am I going to Hell for that?
The book and the pages in it are not what makes the Bible holy. It's the word of God that makes it holy and that is more than just words on a page. Christians read the Bible, apply it to their lives, keep those words in their hearts, and then share them with others...(or at least that's what they are supposed to do.)
So, if you find my old, worn out Bible somewhere, feel free to use it's pages any way that you wish. I'll call it "creation care." |
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littlelisa
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:28 am Post subject: Re: The most outrageous, yet legal, thing you have ever done |
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| benji wrote: |
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In the desert, under combat conditions. Far too little of everything vital. Gastro-intestinal disorders. Gotta go. NOW! BADLY! Bible handy. Paper pages work wonders under stressfull conditions.
Mathew, Mark, Luke, John...come to think of it,I think it was John.
If God exists, which I seriously doubt. I'm sure she'd get the irony. |
You wiped your butt with pages from the bible. How is that ironic? |
With John.. as in going to the John.  |
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Savant
Joined: 25 May 2007
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| Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:13 am Post subject: Re: The most outrageous, yet legal, thing you have ever done |
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| littlelisa wrote: |
| benji wrote: |
| oldenew wrote: |
In the desert, under combat conditions. Far too little of everything vital. Gastro-intestinal disorders. Gotta go. NOW! BADLY! Bible handy. Paper pages work wonders under stressfull conditions.
Mathew, Mark, Luke, John...come to think of it,I think it was John.
If God exists, which I seriously doubt. I'm sure she'd get the irony. |
You wiped your butt with pages from the bible. How is that ironic? |
With John.. as in going to the John. |
Or he didn't want to leave a Mark. |
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nobbyken
Joined: 07 Jun 2006
Location: Yongin ^^
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| Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:45 am Post subject: |
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| Or something people might Luke at and laugh. |
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nobbyken
Joined: 07 Jun 2006
Location: Yongin ^^
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| Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:46 am Post subject: |
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| Haps he was going for the Matt finish! |
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mole
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Act III
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| Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:24 am Post subject: |
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Shyte happens.
Anyway, I've found that burying your war stories in here doesn't elicit satisfying responses.
Carry on. |
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warmachinenkorea
Joined: 12 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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| My friends and I made bombs and blew up people's mailboxes. It was fun. |
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JMO
Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu
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| Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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| warmachinenkorea wrote: |
| My friends and I made bombs and blew up people's mailboxes. It was fun. |
I'm pretty sure that's not legal. |
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oskinny1
Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Location: Right behind you!
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| Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:58 pm Post subject: Re: The most outrageous, yet legal, thing you have ever done |
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| Savant wrote: |
| littlelisa wrote: |
| benji wrote: |
| oldenew wrote: |
In the desert, under combat conditions. Far too little of everything vital. Gastro-intestinal disorders. Gotta go. NOW! BADLY! Bible handy. Paper pages work wonders under stressfull conditions.
Mathew, Mark, Luke, John...come to think of it,I think it was John.
If God exists, which I seriously doubt. I'm sure she'd get the irony. |
You wiped your butt with pages from the bible. How is that ironic? |
With John.. as in going to the John. |
Or he didn't want to leave a Mark. |
At least he didn't stick it up his Peter! |
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cj1976
Joined: 26 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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| I burned a Bible when I was 12. I thought I was a badass. |
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Fox
Joined: 04 Mar 2009
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| Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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| I don't see how using the Bible as toilet paper is particularly outrageous. If you need toilet paper, and that's the only paper you have, if anything it would be outrageous not to use it. |
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