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[tzechuk]

Yeah, what the subject says..

I guess I should be doing some research... but not feeling very motivated right now..

Oh... there is a point to this = someone tell us some jokes??

[andrewchon]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Darryl.
Darryl who?
Darryl be the day.

[Sergio Stefanuto]

A guy went to the doctor and asked "I want to live until I'm 100. How can I tell if it's possible?"

The doctor asked, "well, do you drink?"

He said no.

The doctor asked, "do you take drugs?"

He said no.

The doctor asked, "do you sleep with many different women?"

He said no.

The doctor then asked, "why do you want to live until you're 100?"

[shaxophile]

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here." The second muffin says, "Holy crap, a talking muffin!"

[ontheway]

[Sleepy in Seoul]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

[AmericanExile]

Two friends who were stock brokers were having lunch together and talking about their lives. Not surprisingly they often bragged about great trades they had made. At one point, one of the stock brokers said "oh, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last weekend" The other replied "now that's a great trade."

[mc_jc]

~ A guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife and says- "I just want to show the pig I've been screwing for so long"
The wife gave him the stink eye and asks "So you screwin' the duck?"
The husband says, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck"

~ A woman walks into a sperm bank and gets in line with the men who were donating sperm. A guy walked up behind her, taps her on the shoulder and says "Ma'am, I think you are in the wrong line"
She turned around but couldn't speak because her mouth was full.

~ An old Irishman was lying on his deathbed as he made his last request to his best friend.
The dying Irishman requests, "When I die, I want you to pour my favorite bottle of whiskey all over my grave"
His best friend's eyes widen in horror as he asks, "I will do that, but can I do one thing first?"
The dying Irishman nods his head, "What is it?"
He friend answered, "Could I let it pass through my kidneys first?"

~ A guy walks into a doctor's office with a cat stuck in his butt and the doctor surgically removes the cat. A few days later, the same guy comes in with the same cat stuck in his butt. Before the doctor removed it, he said frustratingly "Jeez buddy? What gives?!"
The guy says, "How else do I get the gerbil out..."

[beercanman]

Does Snoop Dogg like bacon?

For sizzle.

[jhuntingtonus]

What's "POW! clip clop" ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.