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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
Joined: 28 May 2009 Location: Electron cloud
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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What they don't tell ya is that your chances of getting one of those girls from stockholm if you're not a rich lawyer, doctor or other proffessional with a nice swanky pad and car is next to nil.
The girls from Newcastle, you can marry if you have a bmx, a shellsuit, a pack of ciggies, a squat and enough for a battered sausage and chips.  |
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Baby Wipes
Joined: 30 Aug 2009
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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Back in the States 6 or 7 years ago I got into a car accident. I lost a few teeth and had black eyes. My gf at the time was away at university and couldnt see me for a week or so. By that time i had lost a lot of weight, was pretty pale and my black eyes were more like dark circles under my eyes.
When she saw me she gasped, got teary eyed and exclaimed sadly "Oh my god! you look like a British guy!"
Worst insult anyone has ever given me. |
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Old Gil

Joined: 26 Sep 2009 Location: Got out! olleh!
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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Panda wrote: |
I just read this.........
How strange most British people I met in Korea are quite good looking...
I do agree Scandinavians are damn good-looking. Missing my Norwegian ex-boyfriend |
I'm Norwegian ^_^ |
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matthews_world
Joined: 15 Feb 2003
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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Ugliest women = Newfoundland, Canada. Bunch of fat heffers up there! Vikings were ugly people anyway. |
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aboxofchocolates

Joined: 21 Mar 2008 Location: on your mind
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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Dude Ranch wrote: |
and Ireland are a different story (for the most part) |
I shall refute this statement with a song lip-synced by a secret boy band:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9wOKKm5Yfo |
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aboxofchocolates

Joined: 21 Mar 2008 Location: on your mind
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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matthews_world wrote: |
Ugliest women = Newfoundland, Canada. Bunch of fat heffers up there! Vikings were ugly people anyway. |
I'm sure that's why the Beothuck kicked them out about a thousand years ago.... |
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beercanman
Joined: 16 May 2009
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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matthews_world wrote: |
Ugliest women = Newfoundland, Canada. Bunch of fat heffers up there! Vikings were ugly people anyway. |
Didn't quite have that impression back in my uni days in St John's, but then again among thousands of 18-24 year olds, there's bound to a good few standouts, which we are more apt to be noticing, no doubt. |
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UknowsI

Joined: 16 Apr 2009
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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Panda wrote: |
I just read this.........
How strange most British people I met in Korea are quite good looking...
I do agree Scandinavians are damn good-looking. Missing my Norwegian ex-boyfriend |
I would like to agree wholeheartedly  |
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DorkothyParker

Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: Jeju
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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The few Brits I've met have been good looking. Not astounding, mind you, but good to average (healthy, slim, good hygiene).
As an American, it's nice to not be the only ones getting slammed all the time for our diets and lifestyles. |
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Quack Addict

Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Location: Seoul
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VanIslander

Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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the bad teeth doesn't help |
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Panda

Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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Mr.Bean is not bad looking, the way he acts pull him out of the league of the handsome or the good-looking...
One of my favorite TV show is <Little Britian>
I wonder if most British people were kinky or funny that way...
If yes, that partly explained why people think they are ugly. |
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
Joined: 28 May 2009 Location: Electron cloud
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Draz

Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Location: Land of Morning Clam
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:45 am Post subject: |
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I wouldn't mind looking like one of the Swedish girls! |
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morrisonhotel
Joined: 18 Jul 2009 Location: Gyeonggi-do
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:00 am Post subject: |
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I've been out on many a night out in Newcastle. Never once have I seen anything like that. The pictures from that club in Newcastle are clearly of a scummy hell hole so you can't really expect there to many attractive females in there.
Some posters have suggested UK females are ugly compared to the more attractive UK male. Yeah, chaps, keep telling yourself that. |
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