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nautilus
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Princess Soraya
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Okay there's something that I have been wondering about for the past hour. When animals use the toilet, they seem to have clean behinds afterwards. BUT after we've gone, we're always left soiled and need to wipe. Why???  |
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tfunk
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Location: Dublin, Ireland
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| Princess Soraya wrote: |
| Okay there's something that I have been wondering about for the past hour. When animals use the toilet, they seem to have clean behinds afterwards. BUT after we've gone, we're always left soiled and need to wipe. Why??? |
Ever see an animal with butt cheeks? Theirs is flat. |
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Draz
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Location: Land of Morning Clam
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| Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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| tfunk wrote: |
| Princess Soraya wrote: |
| Okay there's something that I have been wondering about for the past hour. When animals use the toilet, they seem to have clean behinds afterwards. BUT after we've gone, we're always left soiled and need to wipe. Why??? |
Ever see an animal with butt cheeks? Theirs is flat. |
Because animals eat a healthy regular diet, so they get healthy regular poo. Try it sometime, it works for people too. Sick animals do get dirty butts. |
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xingyiman
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Princess Soraya wrote: |
| Okay there's something that I have been wondering about for the past hour. When animals use the toilet, they seem to have clean behinds afterwards. BUT after we've gone, we're always left soiled and need to wipe. Why??? |
Can you bend over and lick your arse? |
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Princess Soraya
Joined: 30 Oct 2008
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[quote="tfunk
Ever see an animal with butt cheeks? Theirs is flat.[/quote]
That was plausible until I recalled the incredible flat, hard but of my ex. He still had to wipe. Sorry, no cigar. |
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Princess Soraya
Joined: 30 Oct 2008
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| [Because animals eat a healthy regular diet, so they get healthy regular poo. Try it sometime, it works for people too. Sick animals do get dirty butts. |
Nice try. The following, however, comes from the Merck Veterinary manual:
"Constipation is a common clinical problem in small animals."
Enough said. |
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Princess Soraya
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Can you bend over and lick your arse?[/quote]
The truth is that I wish all of us could!  Imagine all the rainforests that could be saved because we'd no longer need toilet paper. |
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.38 Special
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Location: Pennsylvania
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What exactally is "room temperature"?
Room temperature is the temperature of the room the item is in.
When does hot become cold?
Hot is warmer than room temperature. Cold is colder. Perceived hot and cold is purely subjective.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Man evolved from a particular ape. That ape is no more...kinda. The other monkeys and apes are not in our family tree, and, in fact, at the time of our evolution, were likely much different than they are today.
Is there another word for synonym?
No.
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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Keepongoing
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Location: Korea
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| To what degree did the Japanese occupation of Korea affect its culture, infrastructure, education system and future development |
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