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MollyBloom
Joined: 21 Jul 2006
Location: James Joyce's pants
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 Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:44 pm Post subject: my korean joke |
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I wrote this last night:
Q: "Where does a vampire get a latte?"
A: "At 코피 프린스"
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andrewchon
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Location: Back in Oz. Living in ISIS Aust.
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| Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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| sorry, too busy looking at your avatar. |
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tomato
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.
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| Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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Why did the little moron turn the door upside down?
He wanted to change it into a bear.
(If you turn the word 문 upside down, it says 곰.) |
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Fox
Joined: 04 Mar 2009
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| Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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Foreigner: Hey. What are the broad teeth in the back of your mouth called?
Korean: 몰라.
Foreigner: 맞아. |
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tomato
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.
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| Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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The Korean teacher asked, "What's the Sino-Korean word for the number five?"
The foreigner looked up at the ceiling and said, "Oh . . ."
The Korean teacher said, "맞아!" |
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Murakano
Joined: 10 Sep 2009
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| Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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Translated Korean joke:
When the Titanic sank, why did all the Koreans survive while everyone else died?
Because the Koreans said "helpu, helpu"; everyone else said "help, help". (Korean passengers were spitting out water because of their accent, Americans were sucking it up)
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Some others, can't take the "credit" though 
whats the biggest bean in korea?
king 'kong'
what did the peanut butter say to the bread?
jemi upsuh
what do you call a hairy robot?
tul-minator
what's a spider's favorite food?
gummi bears
what do u call a jacket in a blender?
'jamba' juice
why do the dodgers always lose?
da-juh-su (say dodgers in korean)
whats a robot's favorite food?
bi-bim-bab (say it like a robot haha)
what do u call it when a chicken runs into a wall?
dahk 'KKWANG'
what did the bus driver say to the egg?
gye ran |
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MollyBloom
Joined: 21 Jul 2006
Location: James Joyce's pants
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| Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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Wait, not to make it about me...but did you like my joke?!?!
Anywho, keep 'em coming! I like the tooth one! |
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andrewchon
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Location: Back in Oz. Living in ISIS Aust.
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| Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, I liked your joke.
I liked the dodgers (ddo-jeu-su, again lost), too. |
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tomato
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.
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| Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:50 am Post subject: |
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OP:
Do the jokes have to be originals?
If they don't, I can provide a few more. |
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MollyBloom
Joined: 21 Jul 2006
Location: James Joyce's pants
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| Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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| tomato wrote: |
OP:
Do the jokes have to be originals?
If they don't, I can provide a few more. |
No!
Roll 'em out if you got 'em! |
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Underwaterbob
Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito
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| Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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Q: Why is Korean toilet paper so big?
A: It's huge!
Q: What language do sheep speak?
A: Socks!
The first one was told to me by a friend a long time ago, the second is mine. |
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guava
Joined: 02 Sep 2009
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| Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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Q. How long does it take to grow YANGPA?
A. Five years (O-NION) |
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seonsengnimble
Joined: 02 Jun 2009
Location: taking a ride on the magic English bus
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| Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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a repost, but:
What did Princess Laya say when a blaster inside a claw machine in Seoul was the only weapon nearby, and there were storm troopers after her?
"Help me O Baek won. You're my only hope." |
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waggo
Joined: 18 May 2003
Location: pusan baby!
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| Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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Whats the longest word in Korean.....?
수파가라팝유맀틱앣피아라더쓔스 !
I retired from comedy after making that joke. |
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waggo
Joined: 18 May 2003
Location: pusan baby!
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| Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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Where does a Korean monkey post his letters ?
In the 우우우채국 !
That was my comeback joke ,but I refuse to do anymore.
Im the JD Salinger of Korean jokes.
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