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curiousaboutkorea



Joined: 21 Jan 2009

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:52 am    Post subject: How fat are you? Reply with quote

So, for those who celebrated, how much did you eat this Thanksgiving? How many slices of turkey, ladles of gravy, scoops of potato, mounds of stuffing, spoonfuls of cranberry sauce and slices of pie did you eat?

As for me, just a quarter of a Costco pumpkin pie.
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Old Gil



Joined: 26 Sep 2009
Location: Got out! olleh!

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wash myself with a rag on a stick huh huh huh
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goodsounz



Joined: 09 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm so fat the only thing thats attracted to me is gravity.
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jmuns



Joined: 09 Sep 2009
Location: earth

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i ate til it hurt, and its still hurting now. its been over 12 hours.
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the ireland



Joined: 11 May 2008
Location: korea

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will respond on christmas day, if I am able to move my fingers
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cangel



Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Location: Jeonju, S. Korea

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am so fat, I've got stretch marks on my earlobes.
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eslpete



Joined: 19 Nov 2009

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm so fat I have heart palpitations and get winded walking up a flight of 5 steps.

No really, it's actually true.
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Triban



Joined: 14 Jul 2009
Location: Suwon Station

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am not fat, because Thanksgiving has eluded me Sad
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rowdie3



Joined: 22 Sep 2003
Location: Itaewon, Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was lucky enough to get invited to a friend's house who had ordered the turkey and all the fixing from the army base. We ate till we could eat no more and watched Family Guy. Was perfect (except for having to work today)! Enjoyed a turkey coma all last night.
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Bloopity Bloop



Joined: 26 Apr 2009
Location: Seoul yo

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ate a good 6-7 full plates + desserts/fruit @ one of the Hilton hotel buffets. Had a good spread, the Thanksgiving part was a bit lacking, however.
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madtownhustl



Joined: 04 Jun 2009

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

friggin fat
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WavFunc



Joined: 23 Oct 2009

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanksgiving was months ago, you insensitive clods!
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seonsengnimble



Joined: 02 Jun 2009
Location: taking a ride on the magic English bus

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd say I'm about on par with a celebrity recovering from a coke addiction. I can still see my toes, but what I see before them isn't pretty.
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Fermentator75



Joined: 27 Jul 2009

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My Thanksgiving consisted of 2 heaping plates with the drinks throughout in under 4 hours... items consumed include:

-3 beers
-4 glasses white and 1 red wine

-hors devours- many pieces of apple sausage, 2 cocktail shrimp

-3 pieces of turkey
-2 pieces of ham

-2 scoops of mashed potatoes
-2 scoops yams
-2 scoops green bean casserole
-2 scoops spinach casserole
-2 scoops sausage stuffing

-1 scoop corn niblets
-1 cheese and jalepeno role
-1 scoop apple fruit salad

-1 small slice of each- pecan, chocolate cream and pumpkin pie with whip

ensuing agony indefinite...
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DeMayonnaise



Joined: 02 Nov 2008

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fermentator75 wrote:
My Thanksgiving consisted of 2 heaping plates with the drinks throughout in under 4 hours... items consumed include:

-3 beers
-4 glasses white and 1 red wine

-hors devours- many pieces of apple sausage, 2 cocktail shrimp

-3 pieces of turkey
-2 pieces of ham

-2 scoops of mashed potatoes
-2 scoops yams
-2 scoops green bean casserole
-2 scoops spinach casserole
-2 scoops sausage stuffing

-1 scoop corn niblets
-1 cheese and jalepeno role
-1 scoop apple fruit salad

-1 small slice of each- pecan, chocolate cream and pumpkin pie with whip

ensuing agony indefinite...


Do you keep track of how much you eat at every meal? Good lord.

I had a Korean duck dinner. I had 27 little pieces of duck. 14 I ate with the leaves, 13 I ate virgin (well, with some sauce...). I consumed 7 shots of soju and 3.29 bottles of beer. I had 4 pieces of kimchi, 7 slices of garlic and 4 spoonfuls of this potato salad kinda thing. I had one metal tin of rice, but can't remember if I had 8 or 9 spoonfuls of soup! Oh no!!! My diet plan is ruined Sad
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