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Goku
Joined: 10 Dec 2008
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| Bloopity Bloop wrote: |
| PRagic wrote: |
Sounds like the tripe the 'players' spread around in that book, 'The Game'.
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That was my first reaction as well.
GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Does that stuff actually work?
I might have to take a look at this book.
Maybe it already has everything about charisma |
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buildbyflying
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: To your right. No, your other right.
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Moldy Rutabaga
Joined: 01 Jul 2003
Location: Ansan, Korea
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| Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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The Power of Negativity
Learn about the power of negativity... have anything you want, anytime you want, by learning how to not just say no, but no freaking way!
Waiter: How is your dinner, sir?
You: It sucks. This restaurant blows.
Waiter: I'm so sorry, sir. Your dinner is on the house.
Student: Do you like my report, Mr. Beazly?
You: It stinks.
Student: It stinks?
You: Yes, and you're stupid and useless. Do it again!
Student: Right away, Mr. Beazly!
Harness the power of negativity today! Call today when you hear this sound (mooooo!) and unleash your inner potential!
Wife: How do you like my hairdo?
You: It sucks.
Wife: It sucks?
You: Yes, and you're fat and ugly too!
Wife: Waah! I'm leaving you and I want a divorce.
You: Heh, heh, heh! |
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sharkey
Joined: 12 Oct 2008
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hahahahahha yeah its him.. hilarious ... he's so prosperous |
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Hamlet
Joined: 18 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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Moldy,
Your post sucks! |
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lifesatrip
Joined: 18 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:33 am Post subject: Re: How much will you pay for this kind of power? |
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I've found the ... "secret" to unlimited confidence, popularity, and power. It's the power to manipulate people and feelings and take control of the people around you.
And now I finally knew where the power comes from. It took a lot of thinking. A lot of reading. Almost 8 years worth of self help books, plethora of other books, real life socializing, observing "cool" people, and watching body language and social interactions....Having studied their public speeches and forces of manipulation, from Hitler to Mao zhe dong.... I watched their speeches, studied the lives of all the great leaders. It was my obsession for so many years. Even teaching in Korea has taught me this. The students won't listen to just anyone. Why do some teachers control why others can't? But now I finally know WHAT IS charisma and how to control it and use it.
I realized the "key".
Now that I have realized it, my natural thinking was.... how can I make money off this.
Now, I'm thinking of offering my secret. But I want to get paid for it... and MOST importantly I don't want too many people knowing or sharing this secret. It locks severe potential to manipulate ANYONE. And if the wrong people know about it... the power gets diluted. I'd be damn stupid to publish some kind of book on this kind of thing for $20 that you can buy at Kyobo or walden book stores. It's not that kind of self help book. I've read all the books on Charisma and most of them don't really know what it is. They talk about it like some kind of mystery that's elusive. Even if you wiki charisma you get some kind of blob like mess of an answer. But I finally know where it comes from, and what's the nature of the beast and why it works. It finally clicked in my head and now I feel like a god.
How much would you pay for such a thing? If I could teach someone, an English teacher like you, how to have charisma, how much would you be willing to max out at?
10 million won? 5 million won?
How about 30 minute lessons for 100,000 won?
What is a payment schedule that would work for you? If you wanted such a service.
I was thinking of doing face to face consultations. JUST to prove how powerful it really is. Nothing has proved to be resistance to the "key" of charisma. I've been using my charisma to alter the choices and decisions of the people around me and it HAS NOT FALTERED. I'm constantly extra services, people bending to my will, and the students have finally STFU when I ask them to.
It's just so incredible and the power is so immense, I can't stop bragging about it. But I'm selfish, and I need money NOW! I want
I need more help guys. I've asked my friends (who are also begging me nowadays to let me spill the beans, as they have noticed huge changes in me) but they all say they are only willing to pay 1 million or 2 million won?
How much would you pay? What do you think I should be charging for this? |
This is the funniest thing Ive read all week. Thanks 
Incredible! Immense Power! Nothing can resistance! If the power falls into the wrong hands it is DILUTED!
Wooo... love it.  |
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Bloopity Bloop
Joined: 26 Apr 2009
Location: Seoul yo
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _,,,--~~~~~~~~--,_
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,-' : : : :::: :::: :: : : : : :� '-, ITS A TRAP!
. . . . . . . . . . . . .,-' :: : : :::: :::: :::: :::: : : : '-,
. . . . . . . . . . . ,-' :: ::: :: : : :: :::: :::: :: : : : : :O '-,
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Bloopity Bloop
Joined: 26 Apr 2009
Location: Seoul yo
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| Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:44 am Post subject: |
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| Goku wrote: |
| Bloopity Bloop wrote: |
| PRagic wrote: |
Sounds like the tripe the 'players' spread around in that book, 'The Game'.
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That was my first reaction as well.
GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Does that stuff actually work?
I might have to take a look at this book.
Maybe it already has everything about charisma |
I can send you an electronic copy of the book if you PM me an e-mail addy. |
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SeoulFinn
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Location: 1h from Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:49 am Post subject: |
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Goku, aren't you the one who's always having problems with women? Or was it that you don't have one and can't seem to find one? Can't remember which it was. Anyway, your awesome power doesn't seem to work that well, now does it?
No deal. |
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djsmnc
Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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| Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:32 am Post subject: |
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| the thing that gets me with all the kinds of claims is: Why would you try to peddle a secret like this when you could just use it? Show us you are the next charismatic leader rather than just telling us you know how to be one! |
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roknroll
Joined: 29 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:44 am Post subject: Re: How much will you pay for this kind of power? |
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| lifesatrip wrote: |
| Goku wrote: |
I've found the ... "secret" to unlimited confidence, popularity, and power. It's the power to manipulate people and feelings and take control of the people around you.
And now I finally knew where the power comes from. It took a lot of thinking. A lot of reading. Almost 8 years worth of self help books, plethora of other books, real life socializing, observing "cool" people, and watching body language and social interactions....Having studied their public speeches and forces of manipulation, from Hitler to Mao zhe dong.... I watched their speeches, studied the lives of all the great leaders. It was my obsession for so many years. Even teaching in Korea has taught me this. The students won't listen to just anyone. Why do some teachers control why others can't? But now I finally know WHAT IS charisma and how to control it and use it.
I realized the "key".
Now that I have realized it, my natural thinking was.... how can I make money off this.
Now, I'm thinking of offering my secret. But I want to get paid for it... and MOST importantly I don't want too many people knowing or sharing this secret. It locks severe potential to manipulate ANYONE. And if the wrong people know about it... the power gets diluted. I'd be damn stupid to publish some kind of book on this kind of thing for $20 that you can buy at Kyobo or walden book stores. It's not that kind of self help book. I've read all the books on Charisma and most of them don't really know what it is. They talk about it like some kind of mystery that's elusive. Even if you wiki charisma you get some kind of blob like mess of an answer. But I finally know where it comes from, and what's the nature of the beast and why it works. It finally clicked in my head and now I feel like a god.
How much would you pay for such a thing? If I could teach someone, an English teacher like you, how to have charisma, how much would you be willing to max out at?
10 million won? 5 million won?
How about 30 minute lessons for 100,000 won?
What is a payment schedule that would work for you? If you wanted such a service.
I was thinking of doing face to face consultations. JUST to prove how powerful it really is. Nothing has proved to be resistance to the "key" of charisma. I've been using my charisma to alter the choices and decisions of the people around me and it HAS NOT FALTERED. I'm constantly extra services, people bending to my will, and the students have finally STFU when I ask them to.
It's just so incredible and the power is so immense, I can't stop bragging about it. But I'm selfish, and I need money NOW! I want
I need more help guys. I've asked my friends (who are also begging me nowadays to let me spill the beans, as they have noticed huge changes in me) but they all say they are only willing to pay 1 million or 2 million won?
How much would you pay? What do you think I should be charging for this? |
This is the funniest thing Ive read all week. Thanks
Incredible! Immense Power! Nothing can resistance! If the power falls into the wrong hands it is DILUTED!
Wooo... love it. |
+1
"The students won't listen to just anyone." ...Yeah, not teachers without candy 
"It locks severe potential to manipulate ANYONE."....locks or unlocks? (probably lacks )
"I'm constantly extra services,"....that's interesting
"and the students have finally STFU when I ask them to." ....STFU= Started To Feign Understanding...YES, my students too!
" I can't stop bragging about it. "....Yes, cus that's what charismatic people do all the time, so I was told. |
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hobakmorinam
Joined: 22 Dec 2008
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| Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:47 am Post subject: |
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| the thing that gets me with all the kinds of claims is: Why would you try to peddle a secret like this when you could just use it? Show us you are the next charismatic leader rather than just telling us you know how to be one! |
+1.
In all seriousness, how much would I pay for this? Zero.
Why? A person who can "manipulate anyone" would not be hurting for cash. Ergo, you are full of shit. |
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sharkey
Joined: 12 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:41 am Post subject: |
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| i know the OP and he is homeless right now... this is a scam... and hes wanted by the police for crashing on someone's couch and stealing 150,000 Won |
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Deep Thirteen
Joined: 18 Jun 2009
Location: Swamp Land
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| Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:50 am Post subject: |
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How much would you pay for such a thing? If I could teach someone, an English teacher like you, how to have charisma, how much would you be willing to max out at?
10 million won? 5 million won? |
How about just 50000 won? That's right! Order now, and you'll get the complete Goku Mind Control System for only 50000 won!
Now all you need is Sally Struthers or Wilfred Brimley to lend some celebrity advertising. "Do you want to control more minds? Sure we all do!".
Classic stuff Goku. |
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UrbanStyle
Joined: 23 Jul 2009
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| Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:45 am Post subject: |
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| I'd just punch you in the face and then take it. so i guess thats free |
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