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| What's the first thing you do in the morning? |
| use the computer |
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25% |
[ 12 ] |
| turn on the tv |
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8% |
[ 4 ] |
| take a shower |
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22% |
[ 11 ] |
| make breakfast |
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8% |
[ 4 ] |
| get dressed |
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4% |
[ 2 ] |
| kick yourself for drinking too much |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| put the moves on the lump next to you in the bed |
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2% |
[ 1 ] |
| smoke a cigarette (healthy start) |
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12% |
[ 6 ] |
| take a dump |
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4% |
[ 2 ] |
| take a leak |
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12% |
[ 6 ] |
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matko
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: in a world of hurt!
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| HardyandTiny wrote: |
| Homer wrote: |
| Usually, the first thing I do in the morning is get up...yeah thats it...I get up. |
didn't sparx address that already? |
I think he addressed get off.
As for me, I turn on the satellite tv and then rub one off. |
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coolsage
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Location: The overcast afternoon of the soul
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| Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:31 am Post subject: |
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| The one you missed here: put on the coffee. A humble Chinese coffee-maker, that actually makes coffee while I'm in the john, doing my ablutions. When I'm more or less put together, fresh ground coffee is ready to go. |
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shawner88
Joined: 01 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:55 am Post subject: |
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| I tried to get that in, but 10 choices is the limit. |
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Tiger Beer
Joined: 07 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 10:58 am Post subject: |
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| I think I turn on the computer on my way to the bathroom. |
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kiwiboy_nz_99
Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Location: ...Enlightenment...
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| Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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| At the moment I get up at 6pm cause I'm on holiday, then shower, turn on the pc and have a smoke, do that for a while, then order some food, and just eat and smoke and post till about 2am when it's time to head out to a DVD bang for a movie or two ... I'm an exciting guy. |
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steroidmaximus
Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Location: GangWon-Do
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| Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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1. turn on computer
2. put water on to boil
3. clean bodum, put in fresh grinds
4. piss
5. pour water into bodum
6. stretch
7. smoke while
8. checking email
9. glance over dave's (if I feel like it)
10. Take dump (after reading Dave's this is extremely important), then shower
11. review classes for the day
12. Go to work
I'm usually up 2 hours before my first class. Somewhere in there I spend 10-20 minutes hanging out with baby Alaisha and wife. |
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wylde
Joined: 14 Apr 2003
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| Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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turn the puter on and see what i posted the night before whilst drunk...
sopmetimes its like.....
funny, i don't even remember reading this thread not to mention dropping a post in it..  |
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just because
Joined: 01 Aug 2003
Location: Changwon - 4964
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| Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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| hug my missus then make a coffee. |
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kiwiboy_nz_99
Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Location: ...Enlightenment...
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| Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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| just because, you have another brilliant avatar, where in the name of christ on the cross did you find it? |
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just because
Joined: 01 Aug 2003
Location: Changwon - 4964
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| Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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Trade secret. 
Its my welcome back to korea avatar. |
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Toby
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
Location: Wedded Bliss
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| Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Can't do anything until the pearly whites are brushed with the Braun Oral B. That has to be the first thing on the agenda every day. |
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sparkx
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: thekimchipot.com
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| Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 11:24 pm Post subject: |
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Dogbert wrote:
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lush72 wrote:
sparkx wrote:
rub one off (as important as my morning coffee)
GODDAMN!!!
LOL!!!!
Nuthin' like a little cream in your coffee. |
Very true...but i think i need to give more detailed description of my morning ritual to clearify any confusion.
As most girls know, most men get very tired and sleepy after purging. Interestingly enough, it is due to this that my pre-bedtime ritual is the same as my wake-up ritual. But don't you just want to fall back asleep in the morning after pleasuring yourself? Everyone must be asking themselves. No. You see the technique/system is completely different.
At night before going to bed, I actually take the time to make love to myself (glass of red wine & a bath followed by teasing and finally a slow, soapy handed finish). By the time its all said and done, its nighty-night for me.
In the morning when i first wake up, I treat the experience like a sprint to the finish instead of a leisurely hike in the forest. I attack the "problem" as if i am lost in Siberia, given two sticks and told that I only have one minute to start a fire if I want to survive. I have to rub the sticks in a frantic almost torturous fashion with hopes of seeing an explosion of "fire" before the one minute time barrier.
The morning session is almost a self-loathing, violent act (I even sh*t talk and berate myself on occasion), which, if done properly, is the perfect amount of exercise for me to greet the day with a smile. 
PS - Spring is here |
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Swiss James
Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai
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| Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 11:49 pm Post subject: |
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It's funny cos it's true |
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Seoultrader
Joined: 18 Jun 2003
Location: Ali's Insurgent Inn, Fallujah
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| Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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Roll over to see if last night's provider is still there so I can get maximum 'bang' for my buck...
In case of freebies it's usually an Oscar-level "Oh crap I'm an hour late for work already, we gotta go" performance. Then throw some bacon into pan once the chick is gone. |
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eamo
Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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| Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 11:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Seoultrader wrote: |
Roll over to see if last night's provider is still there so I can get maximum 'bang' for my buck...
In case of freebies it's usually an Oscar-level "Oh crap I'm an hour late for work already, we gotta go" performance. Then throw some bacon into pan once the chick is gone. |
Pure-gold, as usual. |
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