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kimchi_pizza



Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm facing my HP laptop sitting in it's Altec Lansing dock with a dusty, slightly dirty keyboard. I have a halogen lamp with one'a those touch on/off buttons to the left of my laptop. Just in front of the lamp I have a large Korean road atlas with the "Leadership in the Crucible" by Hamburger sitting on top of that and a white saucer with a small block of Land'o'Lakes sharp chedder on top of that with a red paring knife for a late night snack.
To the right of my laptop are a few Lotteria napkins from my lunch ealier, a badly torn-up, small American Heritage English dictionary and my keys, wallet, change and cell phone all strewn about.

And....my hands are cold.

edit. just realized I spelled "earlier" wrong...

*a flaming dictionary now in sink keeping said hands warm*
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Lunar Groove Gardener



Joined: 05 Jan 2005
Location: 1987 Subaru

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Many dogs have more to recommend them than people.
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP



Joined: 28 May 2009
Location: Electron cloud

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NightSky wrote:
I'm so itchy....what's up with that????


You gots ta wash more than once a week kiddo.
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andrewchon



Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Location: Back in Oz. Living in ISIS Aust.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I watched 1969 Soviet movie called "White Sun of the Desert".

Ah, the Cold War Nostalgia....

Arise you prisoner of starvation!
Arise you wretches of the Earth!...
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kimchi story



Joined: 23 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I followed Who killed Kenny's white rabbit and ended up here.

Bartender? A manhattan. Dirty.
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peppermint



Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL9tyzE83nc&feature=related

Heard this the other day, and thought of da Guru. I used to tease him that it was his theme song.

If we're doing drinks though, I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
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Xerxes



Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently

PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP wrote:
NightSky wrote:
I'm so itchy....what's up with that????


You gots ta wash more than once a week kiddo.


The itchies are from Korea's dry winters (hardly any snowfall). Get a humidifier and try Johnson's baby oil after a bath. The thicker the mineral oil, the better. The mineral oil is the cure though. Yes, I sound like a flaming mignon, I realize, but it's either that or wake with itchy everything. Shocked Shocked Shocked Laughing

peppermint wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL9tyzE83nc&feature=related

Heard this the other day, and thought of da Guru. I used to tease him that it was his theme song.

If we're doing drinks though, I'll have a scotch on the rocks.


Just heard the song. Good call, peppermint.
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andrewchon



Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Location: Back in Oz. Living in ISIS Aust.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another great Soviet film: Hot Snow.
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mc_jc



Joined: 13 Aug 2009
Location: C4B- Cp Red Cloud, Area-I

PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you want to see the kind of people who go to Walmart, go to: www.peopleofwalmart.com
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Bramble



Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Location: National treasures need homes

PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think if people are going to leak military secrets on Dave's, they may as well just scan the official documents and post them on an image hosting site.
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mc_jc



Joined: 13 Aug 2009
Location: C4B- Cp Red Cloud, Area-I

PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
I think if people are going to leak military secrets on Dave's, they may as well just scan the official documents and post them on an image hosting site.


Nope.
They stay right in my office.
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andrewchon



Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Location: Back in Oz. Living in ISIS Aust.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I found a middle school student hiding in my office!Shocked

He says he's waiting for a bus. Confused

He says he like the NET at his school more than his KET. Cool
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kimchi story



Joined: 23 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

peppermint wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL9tyzE83nc&feature=related

Heard this the other day, and thought of da Guru. I used to tease him that it was his theme song.

If we're doing drinks though, I'll have a scotch on the rocks.


Scotch on the rocks it is.

I didn't know about last October until kermo clued me in. What a cyberlegacy this thread is.
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Faunaki



Joined: 15 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have an eye infection and having a hard time not scratching at it. It's I
TCHY!!!!
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peppermint



Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it's time for a little Christmas music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2Tnp9whDU

my preferred Christmas song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFyI0O8REfo
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