Korean Job Discussion Forums

[Dev]

Do you work to live or live to work?

Failing to plan means you're planning to fail.

Does anyone out there have any other examples where you switch words and come up with a new meaning?

[seonsengnimble]

Are you working hard or hardly working?

[beercanman]

I forget the quote exactly, something about an ignorant pessimist or cynic being somebody who is down on something he's not up on.

[OculisOrbis]

Every citizen has the right to bear arms and the right to arm bears.

[flakfizer]

It's not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog...

Of course there's always the old "big chief, no fart" joke.

[VanIslander]

Awhile back here at Dave's I put about a hundred of them on the "Traveler or Tourist?" thread:

http://forums.eslcafe.com/korea/viewtopic.php?t=58524&start=0

e.g., tourists wanna go to the country of the World Cup; travellers wanna go to World Cup countries

[andrewchon]

That sounds like the old Soviet joke:
in America you can alway find a party, in Russia the party can always find you!

[Dev]

Just remembered another

"Quitters never win and winners never quit."

[guava]

You could look for stuff from Groucho Marx or George Carlin and find plenty.

Groucho Marx: Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

George Carlin: Atheists are members of a non-prophet organization

[MattAwesome]

Do you like fishsticks? What are you a gay fish?

[Juregen]

Schoon van ver, maar ver van schoon.

English only?

[GWheezy619]

[Tundra_Creature]

To assume something makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.

Volunteering: It doesn't pay.

[yingwenlaoshi]

It's not the face you f*&%, it's the f*&% you face.

[beercanman]

You can take the boy out of the country but you can't take the country out of the boy.