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| What's the first thing you do in the morning? |
| use the computer |
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25% |
[ 12 ] |
| turn on the tv |
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8% |
[ 4 ] |
| take a shower |
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22% |
[ 11 ] |
| make breakfast |
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8% |
[ 4 ] |
| get dressed |
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4% |
[ 2 ] |
| kick yourself for drinking too much |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| put the moves on the lump next to you in the bed |
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2% |
[ 1 ] |
| smoke a cigarette (healthy start) |
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12% |
[ 6 ] |
| take a dump |
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4% |
[ 2 ] |
| take a leak |
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12% |
[ 6 ] |
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shawner88
Joined: 01 Feb 2003
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 Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 3:34 am Post subject: |
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| When I was younger I was alway horny in the morning (well, especially that time). But while I still wake up with a woody I don't feel horny until mid afternoon. |
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Zyzyfer
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?
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| Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 3:46 am Post subject: |
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| sparkx wrote: |
Dogbert wrote:
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lush72 wrote:
sparkx wrote:
rub one off (as important as my morning coffee)
GODDAMN!!!
LOL!!!!
Nuthin' like a little cream in your coffee. |
Very true...but i think i need to give more detailed description of my morning ritual to clearify any confusion.
As most girls know, most men get very tired and sleepy after purging. Interestingly enough, it is due to this that my pre-bedtime ritual is the same as my wake-up ritual. But don't you just want to fall back asleep in the morning after pleasuring yourself? Everyone must be asking themselves. No. You see the technique/system is completely different.
At night before going to bed, I actually take the time to make love to myself (glass of red wine & a bath followed by teasing and finally a slow, soapy handed finish). By the time its all said and done, its nighty-night for me.
In the morning when i first wake up, I treat the experience like a sprint to the finish instead of a leisurely hike in the forest. I attack the "problem" as if i am lost in Siberia, given two sticks and told that I only have one minute to start a fire if I want to survive. I have to rub the sticks in a frantic almost torturous fashion with hopes of seeing an explosion of "fire" before the one minute time barrier.
The morning session is almost a self-loathing, violent act (I even sh*t talk and berate myself on occasion), which, if done properly, is the perfect amount of exercise for me to greet the day with a smile. 
PS - Spring is here |
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mithridates
Joined: 03 Mar 2003
Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency
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| Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 5:48 am Post subject: |
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| I wake up ten minutes before the news comes on, recall my dreams, turn on the tv, stretch, listen to a full cd and then take a shower and get ready. Usually takes about two hours. |
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princess
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia
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| Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 7:21 am Post subject: |
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| I prefer taking showers at night. Hey, you have been out all day collecting germs and then you go to bed with those germs. That is why the Princess showers at night. Hardly ever get colds, too. |
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matko
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: in a world of hurt!
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| Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 7:48 am Post subject: |
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| Hey, you have been out all day collecting germs and then you go to bed with those germs. |
Is that one of your typical nights? |
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Holden
Joined: 19 Feb 2003
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 12:14 am Post subject: |
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| Hey I take a shower at night AND in the morning. I have no natural defenses anymore. |
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Cheyne
Joined: 12 Feb 2004
Location: Ilsan
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| Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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There was not an option to choose "Cracking open a beer"
Thats discriminatory to us drunks.... |
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