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thomas pars · Joined: 29 Jan 2009

For all the lonely teachers here why doesn't Dave's have a personals
site? is it against the rules? i mean if it was monitored and kept clean
then i don't see any real problem with it. Has anyone ever made one before?
Mod team would that be alright?

Panda · Joined: 25 Oct 2008

Here is my brief self-introduction:

I am available.

Dimitris Stylianos · Mod Team Joined: 05 Jul 2008

I don't know about a site, but anyone can make a thread, as long as it stays within the TOS.

.38 Special · Joined: 08 Jul 2009 Location: Pennsylvania

Hi. My name is .38 Special. I am single, desperately lonely, but have ridiculously high standards. I'm ugly as sin, a narcissist, and am so illy socially adjusted that it is questionable whether I actually am house broken or am just one glass of water from ruining the rug.

My interests are Constitutionalism, Confederalism, Right-wing extremism, and voting for G. W. Bush. I prefer strippers, but I can make exceptions.

I look forward to hearing from all of you lovely ladies out there.

Yours,

.38 Special

(And that is why I don't like personal ads. Because the real skeletons wait until nightfall to make their appearance. I intend no pretension; I have more bones in my storage space than the Parisian catacombs.)

kiknkorea · Joined: 16 May 2008

^Nothing wrong with being a straight shooter, but best of luck!

mateomiguel · Joined: 16 May 2005

I'd be all over you Panda, except for the fact that I think you are entirely too cool to be real. You seem like the product of a marketing focus group after a six month study about what a cool girl should be. Said study was then passed on to a team of writers, who came up with your posts.

This is my theory.

nathanrutledge · Joined: 01 May 2008 Location: Marakesh

shifter2009 · Joined: 03 Sep 2006 Location: wisconsin

seonsengnimble · Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:21 pm Post subject:

I'm 26, single and average looking. I am about 165cm tall. My hobbies include sitting in front of my computer watching movies and/or tv shows in my pajama bottoms until about 4 or 5 in the morning, occasionally playing video games or reading when I'm not too drunk or lazy, and sometimes leaving my house to hang out with friends.

If you date me, I will be very interested the first week, but then I will be too apathetic and lazy to pursue the relationship further and will most likely avoid your calls for quite a while until I'm drunk and lonely at a later date.

pm if interested

Mint · Joined: 08 May 2008

SWM LF SAF

Because I am smarter than you, I make way more money than you do because I have a lot of 정 and can 눈치 my way into the meanest heart.

I also have dated at least a hundred Korean girls, but I don't like Korean girls because they are silly. By the way, aren't western girls so fat?

I have a 60 hour TESL cert and all my kids can have deep conversations with me in class. If a student is bad all I have to do is write his name on the board and he suddenly becomes my best friend.

My apartment is large and the lady next door comes by to cook and clean for me because she thinks I am the most handsome person in the world. Who wouldn't?

If you hate Korea you are stupid. Why don't you are smart like me?

sarahsiobhan · Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:33 pm Post subject:

I have a feeling this thread is going to be fantastic.

shifter2009 · Joined: 03 Sep 2006 Location: wisconsin

.38 Special · Joined: 08 Jul 2009 Location: Pennsylvania

Panda · Joined: 25 Oct 2008

Most personal ads suck... [Mod Edit]

Because you can't believe what they tell...Not that they lie...But that they can't convey the accurate information...

Given the ability to write, a female octopus could describe herself as : " a lovely girl with silky skin and flexible body"

That is probably one of the reasons the previous posters were mocking at some of the ads.

I am not saying I wouldn't use any personal ads... The greatest contradiction lies in everyone is trying their best to protect their privacy , especially if the community is relatively small (like Dave's) while on the other hand they have to share some information (even they are unwilling to) with the public if they expect to get scored with.

Dating would be much easier for everyone if oneday our gene profile could find us the best match in a few minutes on a computer. Then I would not feel shy and embarrassed to even tell my important fetish...

Smile

Mint · Joined: 08 May 2008

I was simply mocking what an idealized "Dave's" troll would post for himself, burying most if not all of the useful ads in noise.

I for one am for personal ads, I met my girlfriend over at "Craig's" and we are quite happy.