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bliss
Joined: 24 Sep 2007
Location: Gyeonggi
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 Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:55 pm Post subject: Embarrassment, but kind of funny. |
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Was riding the bus from Suwon to Seoul yesterday going full-speed along the expressway.
The bus was really crowded and I was sitting by the window.
I think I had caught some kind of tummy bug.
Anyway, I had an inescapable urge to ... U know.... release the offending contents of my stomach.
I was panicking and flustered, which was making my discomfort worse and worse. I didn't want to stop the bus and let everyone know about my situation.
So... I.... opened the window and let it out. Relief.
I don't think many other people on the bus realized what I did, I can't help but imagine what people in heavy oncoming traffic thought of a waygook yo-cha poking her head out of the bus and doing that.
Something I want to forget, but will probably remember for a long time! |
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Chris_Dixon
Joined: 09 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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hahaha.....what else could you do really...
I had a kid power spew over an adjuma who was sitting next to me on the bus...it was a sight to see.... |
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bliss
Joined: 24 Sep 2007
Location: Gyeonggi
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| Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Yeah, I really painted the side of the bus too! |
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aphase
Joined: 27 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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i've done that out taxi windows a few times during my first year in korea. Taxi drivers got a little pissed but i think they were always glad it wasn't inside the cab. It was pretty gross to see what the outside of the cab would look like tho haha.
I now avoid soju. |
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BoholDiver
Joined: 03 Oct 2009
Location: Canada
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| Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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I have been on the subway maybe 3-4 times where someone puked all over the place. Sometimes hitting another person.
It's hard to know if that person was drunk or sick. I am betting on drunk. |
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Panda
Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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It is the Christmas day, this morning I took an early bus home.
Only a few people were in the bus, and lots of empty seats. I was taking a nap.
This hiking ajoshi ( I was not sure if he was going to hike, but all ajoshi in Korea are in that suit, aren't they) got on the bus and sat next to me.
I didn't wake up in the first place, but I felt someone's leg was way too close to mine than needed, so I pulled my leg back a little bit, then ...that leg moved to mine again...
I woke up and saw him holding a huge backpack, sitting with his legs apa------rt.
OK, I tried my best to move to the window and shrink my body...his leg then couldnt touch mine any more.
After about 5 seconds, he began to adjust his position and put his hands on the top of his backpack, so that his elbow reached my breast by chance.
F*** you, pervert, I pushed his elbow away and stared him right into his eyes. He stood up and walked away, and got off at the next station.
Funny but Embarrassing? |
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red_devil
Joined: 30 Jun 2008
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:45 am Post subject: |
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| Panda wrote: |
It is the Christmas day, this morning I took an early bus home.
Only a few people were in the bus, and lots of empty seats. I was taking a nap.
This hiking ajoshi ( I was not sure if he was going to hike, but all ajoshi in Korea are in that suit, aren't they) got on the bus and sat next to me.
I didn't wake up in the first place, but I felt someone's leg was way too close to mine than needed, so I pulled my leg back a little bit, then ...that leg moved to mine again...
I woke up and saw him holding a huge backpack, sitting with his legs apa------rt.
OK, I tried my best to move to the window and shrink my body...his leg then couldnt touch mine any more.
After about 5 seconds, he began to adjust his position and put his hands on the top of his backpack, so that his elbow reached my breast by chance.
F*** you, pervert, I pushed his elbow away and stared him right into his eyes. He stood up and walked away, and got off at the next station.
Funny but Embarrassing? |
Well think of it this way - you probably made his Christmas - he got to touch the holy waeguk boob. hahahaha |
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blackjack
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: anyang
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| Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:11 am Post subject: |
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| red_devil wrote: |
| Panda wrote: |
It is the Christmas day, this morning I took an early bus home.
Only a few people were in the bus, and lots of empty seats. I was taking a nap.
This hiking ajoshi ( I was not sure if he was going to hike, but all ajoshi in Korea are in that suit, aren't they) got on the bus and sat next to me.
I didn't wake up in the first place, but I felt someone's leg was way too close to mine than needed, so I pulled my leg back a little bit, then ...that leg moved to mine again...
I woke up and saw him holding a huge backpack, sitting with his legs apa------rt.
OK, I tried my best to move to the window and shrink my body...his leg then couldnt touch mine any more.
After about 5 seconds, he began to adjust his position and put his hands on the top of his backpack, so that his elbow reached my breast by chance.
F*** you, pervert, I pushed his elbow away and stared him right into his eyes. He stood up and walked away, and got off at the next station.
Funny but Embarrassing? |
Well think of it this way - you probably made his Christmas - he got to touch the holy waeguk boob. hahahaha |
pretty sure she is chinese (might be wrong) |
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Gibberish
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
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| Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:41 am Post subject: |
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| Still a waegook but not a native English speaker |
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The Gipkik
Joined: 30 Mar 2009
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| Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:58 am Post subject: |
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Damn, I pictured you sticking your ass out the window and defecating all over the highway. Now that would be a sight.  |
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Panda
Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:31 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, I am Chinese...
No one knows I am Waegook if I don't speak...
Last edited by Panda on Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:37 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Panda
Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:34 am Post subject: |
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bliss, sorry I hacked your post, but.....your post title just fits my Christmas day...so much... that I couldn't stop from using it, again.
So after the Christmas harrassment, I spent my day at home just relaxing...until my good Friend J called me and asked to have dinner together.
J and I have been friends for over one and half a year, we don't see each other often, but whenever we meet, time is great...
So at 6pm this evening, we met for dinner and of course we brought our christmas gifts. His gift is a card, in which he wrote: Panda, I found this card lying in the street, I thought you might like it...Happy Holidays.........J
Yeah, that is a typical Christmas gift you suppose to get from your best guy friend...I was quite happy anyway.
Then it came to my turn, I bought a pack of blueberry Vitamin C chewing pills and wrapped it with some beautiful gift paper...
He unwrapped it and opened the box........suddenly he stopped and looked at me, confused , I saw his face turn red...After he checked me out he went back to his gift again and then started to laugh so hard...
He later told me he thought I bought a pack of blueberry flavor condoms for him, cuz those pills were round and wrapped with silver paper, the same way condoms were packed.....because the pills were as big as those 500 Won coins he thought I bought some teenyweeny condoms for him, he was quite pissed off......then he realized it was not... 
But the fact is, J and I are strictly just friends..that makes the story very funny and embarrassing....... |
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Kryten
Joined: 10 Nov 2008
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| Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:48 am Post subject: Re: Embarrassment, but kind of funny. |
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| bliss wrote: |
| Anyway, I had an inescapable urge to ... U know.... release the offending contents of my stomach. So... I.... opened the window and let it out. Relief. |
Haha.. I also wasn't sure if you farted, spewed, or pooped out the window.
@Panda, that's pretty damn funny. The next time it's time to get him a gift, you should give him blueberry flavored condoms for real. Extra small. |
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redaxe
Joined: 01 Dec 2008
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| If you take a bus ride through the mountain passes in Western China, when you get off the bus at a rest stop you will see multiple streaks of vomit all across the side of the bus. Even the locals can't handle it. Don't feel too bad, motion sickness is not your fault. Next time try Dramamine though. |
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daemyann
Joined: 09 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 9:57 am Post subject: Re: Embarrassment, but kind of funny. |
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| bliss wrote: |
I don't think many other people on the bus realized what I did, |
I hope you did the civil thing and told someone when exiting the bus. |
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