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[perkxplosion]

Hello everyone. Now, it's pretty much been made clear that every teacher that works in Korea has to combat some form of asinine environment, whether it be back-casswords management or simply illogical decision-making made on the part of a korean co-worker, suffice to say, you've lost your mind at work! My fellow foreign-teacher and I tend to use our imaginations and come up with ludicrious stories or ideas about our time in Korea... FYI this post is intended for people with a sense of humor. If you are PC please move on. What are some things you have discussed that may be crazy/insane/inappropriate if anyone knew what you were saying?

Personal topic examples:
-Regular zombies in contrast to adjuma zombies
-Homework: learning and reciting the pledge of allegiance
-Openly discussing anything sexual (not around children)
-The walking; rainy day - umbrella walking
-If Koreans had guns
-The white out says not to inhale... But maybe I should?

These are only a few. Please post your own!

[ThingsComeAround]

If I ran the school
What the principal does in the office
What the principal does on his "business trips"
How many times did they drop this meat (during lunch)
Why is the retarded boy picking his @$$
What diploma mill did my co-teacher get her degree from

[Ya-ta Boy]

How many of my co-workers are escapees from mental institutions back in Calgary?

If our Brit co-worker pulled his head out of his fundament, would he be near-sighted or far-sighted?

When the Australian chick lays a student, is she a screamer like in the porno videos the students watch or is she more sedate, like the up-tight Irish teacher?

[hellakitty]

Hahaha great topic. I was the only foreigner at my school so I missed out on work related inapproriate joy but we used to sit on the subway and watch all of the busted looking adjoshhis get on and say "picture that crunch face" whenever a particularly rotton one sat near us or was blatently staring.

[Illysook]

We used to talk about what silly and inane topics would be included when we wrote our own English conversation textbooks.

"This is my friend Amy. She is a foreigner. She likes spicy food, and she can use chopsticks."