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Am I Freakish Degenerate?
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sarahsiobhan



Joined: 24 May 2009
Location: Wherever I am , I am probably drinking tea.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:00 am    Post subject: Am I Freakish Degenerate? Reply with quote

On Saturdays, I clean. I clean with vigor. I clean like I mean business. I clean like I am personally offended by germs. When I am done, you could do brain surgery in my kitchen.

I clean for a couple of hours, do laundry, and the last thing I do is shower, then clean the bathroom. In the nude.

As I was scrubbing away in the loo, I had a flash of awkward self-awareness- I was cleaning the bathroom with no clothes on.....is this normal? I have never considered it before, because it seemed so logical, due to the way bathrooms are designed here. Right?

Now I am wondering if other people do this or if it's just me, and if it is just me, does that mean that I am some bizarre borderline nudist with a liking for clean floors and sparkling sinks.

Does anyone else do this? End my pain.
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Senior



Joined: 31 Jan 2010

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pics or stfu.
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DorkothyParker



Joined: 11 Apr 2009
Location: Jeju

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pics or it didn't happen!

Also, I don't clean. I wouldn't clean in the nude because I don't want chemical touching my bare skin.
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andrewchon



Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Location: Back in Oz. Living in ISIS Aust.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

First of all: how did you end up nude in the first place?
Presumably, you are not normally nude, are you?
Nor do you clean the rest of the house in the nude, do you?
So, how did you end up getting nude between cleaning the rest of the house
and cleaning the bathroom?


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jugbandjames



Joined: 15 Feb 2010

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, you know, sometimes people just end up nude and they're not quite sure how.
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tfunk



Joined: 12 Aug 2006
Location: Dublin, Ireland

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I usually have to use my credit card for these type of details.
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sarahsiobhan



Joined: 24 May 2009
Location: Wherever I am , I am probably drinking tea.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, no, you're not reading it correctly, or perhaps I was unclear. I clean the flat whilst fully-clothed, but then I shower and AFTER the shower, I spray some cleaner on the sink, walls and floor, give them a quick scrub, then hose down the whole affair with the shower head. I just think that if I were to do that clothed, then I would get my clothes wet. So I do it right after I shower.

I am getting the feeling that only I do this.

I knew it. I'm odd.

:(
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DorkothyParker



Joined: 11 Apr 2009
Location: Jeju

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, you disgust me
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jugbandjames



Joined: 15 Feb 2010

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You could also do it in a full body rubber suit, have you considered that? If you're really serious about cleaning your shower, then it might be worth investing in one.
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peppermint



Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sarahsiobhan wrote:
No, no, you're not reading it correctly, or perhaps I was unclear. I clean the flat whilst fully-clothed, but then I shower and AFTER the shower, I spray some cleaner on the sink, walls and floor, give them a quick scrub, then hose down the whole affair with the shower head. I just think that if I were to do that clothed, then I would get my clothes wet. So I do it right after I shower.

I am getting the feeling that only I do this.

I knew it. I'm odd.

Sad


Nah, you're not odd- but the trick is to scrub the bathroom then shower- that way you wash all the chemicals and stuff off yourself at the same time as you're hosing down the bathroom. Wink


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morrisonhotel



Joined: 18 Jul 2009
Location: Gyeonggi-do

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps some kind of poll is in order?
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sarahsiobhan



Joined: 24 May 2009
Location: Wherever I am , I am probably drinking tea.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

peppermint wrote:
sarahsiobhan wrote:
No, no, you're not reading it correctly, or perhaps I was unclear. I clean the flat whilst fully-clothed, but then I shower and AFTER the shower, I spray some cleaner on the sink, walls and floor, give them a quick scrub, then hose down the whole affair with the shower head. I just think that if I were to do that clothed, then I would get my clothes wet. So I do it right after I shower.

I am getting the feeling that only I do this.

I knew it. I'm odd.

:(


Nah, you're not odd- but the trick is to scrub the bathroom then shower- that way you wash all the chemicals and stuff off yourself at the same time as you're hosing down the bathroom. :wink:


This is inspired! Thank you! I am doing this from now on!
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santafly



Joined: 20 Feb 2008

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a clean freak too. I often clean naked - but I clean the bathroom first and then shower - seems more logical.

I'm generally naked at home when it's warm enough (I keep the heat low for health/money reasons) although I'm becoming more concerned about the potential dangers of cooking naked. Hot oil I can deal with but what if I drop the knife.
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.38 Special



Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Location: Pennsylvania

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

While Peppermint is right, there is nothing wrong with incorporating housework with showering. A little inefficient, but as normal as one would like to be.

What would be definitively abnormal would be if you attended your sanitation duties in front of a webcam. Potentially lucrative, but very bizarre.
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young_clinton



Joined: 09 Sep 2009

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Am I Freakish Degenerate? Reply with quote

sarahsiobhan wrote:
On Saturdays, I clean. I clean with vigor. I clean like I mean business. I clean like I am personally offended by germs. When I am done, you could do brain surgery in my kitchen.

I clean for a couple of hours, do laundry, and the last thing I do is shower, then clean the bathroom. In the nude.

As I was scrubbing away in the loo, I had a flash of awkward self-awareness- I was cleaning the bathroom with no clothes on.....is this normal? I have never considered it before, because it seemed so logical, due to the way bathrooms are designed here. Right?

Now I am wondering if other people do this or if it's just me, and if it is just me, does that mean that I am some bizarre borderline nudist with a liking for clean floors and sparkling sinks.

Does anyone else do this? End my pain.



I've kind of let my house apt. run down, its been a while since I've done anything, would you like to come do some more cleaning?
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