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Cerberus
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
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 Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:46 am Post subject: |
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| itaewonguy wrote: |
dont all the males over 35 fly to thailand to do their sex.. then come back to the ball and chain and not have sex until his next "BUSINESS TRIP"!
no wonder women over 35 are not getting any... |
in case of the Brits, they get on weeekend Ryan Air flights for 60 euros to places like Prague. Kind of like the British version of the boys weekend flight to Vegas, except far raunchier.
compare the women in Czechoslovakia vs the UK and you can't blame them. |
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Reggie
Joined: 21 Sep 2009
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| Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:48 am Post subject: Re: 28% of women over 35 never have sex |
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| Cerberus wrote: |
In the UK, that is.
the figure is 38% in Scotland.
I wonder how many adjummas get it after 35. (the Korea Times actually also ran this article.) |
The adjummas can freelance in the barbershops if they need loving, money, or both. It's time for Scotland to get with the program! |
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kabrams
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| Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:54 am Post subject: |
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| Define "never had sex." Like Bill Clinton? Is oral not considered sex? I know of a few women who "never had sex" but sure are into oral sex! |
the survey doesn't make such distinctions. I'd imagine by sex they mean sexual intercourse.
Oral sex isn't sex, although it's an act sexual in nature. Bill Clinton was correct when he said what he said.. it was a typical lawyer speak. |
LOL @ oral sex isn't sex. |
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Cerberus
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:55 am Post subject: Re: 28% of women over 35 never have sex |
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| Reggie wrote: |
| Cerberus wrote: |
In the UK, that is.
the figure is 38% in Scotland.
I wonder how many adjummas get it after 35. (the Korea Times actually also ran this article.) |
The adjummas can freelance in the barbershops if they need loving, money, or both. It's time for Scotland to get with the program! |
I'm fairly sure it's legal and exists in Scotland, but I have a hard time thinking the many Susan Boyles can really make a living this way.
I'd bet there are some E. europeans working in the massage joints
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Reggie
Joined: 21 Sep 2009
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| Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:59 am Post subject: Re: 28% of women over 35 never have sex |
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| Cerberus wrote: |
| Reggie wrote: |
| Cerberus wrote: |
In the UK, that is.
the figure is 38% in Scotland.
I wonder how many adjummas get it after 35. (the Korea Times actually also ran this article.) |
The adjummas can freelance in the barbershops if they need loving, money, or both. It's time for Scotland to get with the program! |
I'm fairly sure it's legal and exists in Scotland, but I have a hard time thinking the many Susan Boyles can really make a living this way. |
Susan Boyle in a barbershop. Wow, thanks for mentioning that right before I go to bed. I'll have nightmares now.  |
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mc_jc
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I need a Briton or a Scot to help me answer this question;
What do British women in general and Scottish women in particular look like when they reach 35?
I do admit there are many sexy looking women who are in their early to mid-20's, but what happens when they reach the big 3-0? |
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Jeonmunka
Joined: 05 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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| If Sarah Palin can get it so can Susan Boyle. |
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edwardcatflap
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| Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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I need a Briton or a Scot to help me answer this question;
What do British women in general and Scottish women in particular look like when they reach 35?
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Check out the Jeremy Kyle show on youtube, you'll think SuBo is quite a looker after watching that. |
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Cerberus
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:15 am Post subject: |
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| mc_jc wrote: |
I need a Briton or a Scot to help me answer this question;
What do British women in general and Scottish women in particular look like when they reach 35?
I do admit there are many sexy looking women who are in their early to mid-20's, but what happens when they reach the big 3-0? |
I'm not in any way related to any of the British Isles, but I can help you with this question.
the answer to your question is - they look like Monty Python in drag. Except it's 30 years later.. so the real answer these days is Monty Python in drag PLUS 20 or 30 lbs. (as in EXCESS poundage added on to the already basically frumpy look in the first place)
if you see a middle aged woman and you're not sure of her nationality, check out the hair(cut) and the basic look and ask yourself if she resembles Monty Python in drag. If she does, odds are very high she's British/Scottish. If she doesn't, guess another nationality. |
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Deep Thirteen
Joined: 18 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:28 am Post subject: |
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| What's the official name for this test? I'll have to ask my hair stylist next I see him to verify. |
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Cerberus
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| Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:30 am Post subject: |
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| Deep Thirteen wrote: |
| What's the official name for this test? I'll have to ask my hair stylist next I see him to verify. |
the hairstyle/cut is merely one part of the visual test. it's a mop like thing that kind of looks like what Sarah Boyle had on her head.
but the can't miss one focuses on
1) Monty Python in drag plus 20-30 excess lbs.
or if still unsure
2) does it look like the potential sister, mother or cousin of any of the extras in the movie Braveheart.
if you think about it. consider the European alternatives.
The Scandinavians will look different,( though I've seen some fat Norwegians I've mistaken for Brits)
the Germans will also look different though there is some error and overlap here as well.
The Spaniards, Italians, Slavs will all look markedly different.
which leaves the French.
This one is always super easy.
The hot one will be French (e.g. Sophie Marceau), with (usually) darker hair, (almost always) fuller lips and a bit darker complexion. (by this I mean something resembling normal, rather than pallid/ghostly)
There are no "red headed stepchildren" in the British Isles. Most of them are this way, "naturally"  |
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MarketFresh
Joined: 17 Feb 2010
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| Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:43 pm Post subject: virgins? |
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u guys are crazy...but i remember them days when you were her first one...kinda miss those time, them women...now every other one i meet is a *beep*...not my kinda thing.
scoring has now been replaced with faithfulness, and meaningful relationship...damn i think i'm gettin old |
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mc_jc
Joined: 13 Aug 2009
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| Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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I have seen quite of few women who keep their appearance up well into their 30's.
Could it be said that a woman seems to give up on taking care of themselves after a certain age in the west?
I know this could be interpreted as a blanket generalized statement- but its more in line with the discussion and it would be cool to see what others think.
Also, could it be said that becuase Korean women try to keep their appearance up after age 30 that men are pressured to do the same if they are single? |
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misher
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| Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:15 am Post subject: |
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| British women...*shudder* |
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NovaKart
Joined: 18 Nov 2009
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| Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:36 am Post subject: |
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If you're not getting enough sex you should probably lower your standards. I wonder if the over 35 without-sex female crowd is waiting for a man to bring them flowers and write them poetry. It helps to be more daring too, like doing it with the janitor in the storage room for example. I'm not saying sleep with the elephant man, but if you've got this long list of must be: successful, romantic, etc. then that leads to more nights alone in front of the telly.
And forgive me for saying this but who the hell is Susan Boyle? |
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