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If all the forums got in a big fight
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aboxofchocolates



Joined: 21 Mar 2008
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:52 am    Post subject: If all the forums got in a big fight Reply with quote

the off topic forum would win!
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.38 Special



Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Location: Pennsylvania

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Street Magic



Joined: 23 Sep 2009

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Flashes Current Events gangland hand gesture and proceeds to raise arms funds via trafficking of controlled substances to Buy/Sell/Trade Forum*
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Olivencia



Joined: 08 Mar 2009

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because we accept virtually any kind of topic our numbers would be overwhelming. However the others would insist that despite having a smaller force theirs is more focused and therefore more difficult to overcome.
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caniff



Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The cops would come and Dave would probably get evicted.
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djsmnc



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Current Events with religion threads allowed is a force to be reckoned with.
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eamo



Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Current Events would be like the guy who never knows he's beaten and just keeps getting up again until everybody gets a bit disgusted at his mangled, bloody face.
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geldedgoat



Joined: 05 Mar 2009

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Current Events would be more likely to beat itself into submission before anyone else got a chance.
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caniff



Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eamo wrote:
Current Events would be like the guy who never knows he's beaten and just keeps getting up again until everybody gets a bit disgusted at his mangled, bloody face.


The CE forum is like the first Rocky, but without the inspiration.
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mc_jc



Joined: 13 Aug 2009
Location: C4B- Cp Red Cloud, Area-I

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow Shocked ...
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kiknkorea



Joined: 16 May 2008

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Off-Topic rules. But don't rule out the sleeping giant: FAQ.

I'm amazed at how many questions can be answered there if anyone would bother to look. Idea
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.38 Special



Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Location: Pennsylvania

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kiknkorea wrote:
Off-Topic rules. But don't rule out the sleeping giant: FAQ.

I'm amazed at how many questions can be answered there if anyone would bother to look. Idea


FAQ is too old to rumble. In the early 2000s, FAQ was a top fighter under coach Waterbaby. That was 5 years ago...

Today, FAQ only does expositions on where to find birth control..... yyyeeeaaahhh..... a real killer there.

And Current Events can't be bothered to fight anyone. It's too busy desperately scouring the internet for even the most slightly negative news of Israel in order to imbibe its ravenous antisemitic obsession.

Off-topic is where it's at. Shocked
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bucheon bum



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

.38 Special wrote:
And Current Events can't be bothered to fight anyone. It's too busy desperately scouring the internet for even the most slightly negative news of Israel in order to imbibe its ravenous antisemitic obsession.


Guess you skip over Fox, Sergio, and Nautilus' posts. I'd throw in Gopher but he's no longer with us.

And the CE forum likes to bash Islam too Wink
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thrylos



Joined: 10 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Obvious loser would be Travel, by default. They'd probably search for and set up the best fighting venue (be it in Korea, or most likely abroad), find the best bars, restaurants and places to stay around that venue, give the best directions to get there by bus/train/plane or car, and then not show up 'cause they were out of town on vacation, a visa run, or on their way back home (!)
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caniff



Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The mod forum.
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