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[PenName]

So, you've been granted three wishes.


Congratulations!


What will you wish for? It can be anything, real or imaginary. Be creative!



Mine:

1.) I wish to be immortal. Which includes eternal health and sanity.

2.) I wish to be a shape-shifter with the ability to take on any form, big or small.

3.) I wish for the ability to learn any language very quickly.



What about you?


It's a fun game for your students, by the way.

[yeti08]

I wish that all speaker advertising trucks blow-up.

I wish that the subways and buses ran all night.

I wish that garbage cans existed.

Oh snap that's not what you were asking......

[Seoulio]

1) Powers of Superman
2) Ability to Travel through time
3) Ability to Travel to parallel worlds

[ED209]

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

Damn that's four wishes, that cancels them all out doesn't it?

[T-J]

A Holiday Wish
Steve Martin / SNL




If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.. and the second would be for $30 million a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes that I could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing.. the second would be for the $30 million every month to me.. and the third would be for all encompassing power over every living being thing in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids.. second would be for the $30 million.. the third would be for all the power.. and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina somebody, I can't think of her name, of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.

Wait a minute, maybe that sex thing should be the first wish! So, if I made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no.. the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am I kidding! I mean, theyu're not gonna be able to get all those kids together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible! It's mroe trouble than it's worth! So, we reorganize: here we go. First, the sex - we go with that; second, the money. No! We go with the power second, then the money, and then the kids. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay.. revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony. Thank you, everybody.

[curiousaboutkorea]

speak/read/write/understand every language
free travel everywhere in the world
So Nyeo Shi Dae (Girls' Generation)

[Globutron]

http://xkcd.com/152/

If I had one wish, I'd ask for a big enough a** for the whole world to kiss.

Since I have three, I want:

1 - Eternal life (but the ability to kill myself when I've had enough)

2 - Complete understanding of the universe (but a brain capable of absorbing it without going insane)

3 - An extra wish

4 - A foot-long Subway, Meatballs on Honey oat bread, Lettuce, cucumber, peppers, jalape�os, onions and south west sauce. Extra Cheese.
(If there's no meatballs, then all of the above with Tuna).

[.38 Special]

Even though I hate my life, I haven't got much to wish for.

I guess I'd go with...

1. Courage enough to be more sociable;
2. Someone to love;
3. ULTIMATE COSMIC POWER!!!! But with iddy-biddy living space

[Seoulio]

phenomenal Cosmic power

[The Gipkik]

1. To explore the universe unimpeded by time and space.
2. To be able to time travel, especially to Hawaii 5,000 years ago before human contact.
3. To explore and understand the limits of mind and consciousness. That one would probably answer a lot of questions.

I must admit to having little desire for eternal life. Seems tedious. It's the boundaries that create meaning and urgency. Immortality would take all the value away, but I would like to live to a ripe old age and die in bed with a woman in my arms.

[wormholes101]

1) Immortality
2) Omnipotence
3) Omniscience

/thread?

[jvalmer]

1.) Ability to change shape into anything equivalent to my mass or smaller.
2.) Have and endless supply of finances to be able to live an elite life style if I choose to.
3.) Virtual immorality, but not aging anymore (would like to look 10 years younger though).

extra.) Ability to speak any language I encounter and sound like a native of that language.

[Fox]

[VanIslander]

Recently...

I've wished my students would do their homework every class.
I've wished to marry a woman as wonderful as my high school sweetheart was.
I've wished for continued good health until a quick, painless death.

[NYC_Gal]

1. I wish I had a babelfish, so that I could understand and speak every language instantaneously.

2. Being able to transport anywhere in the blink of an eye.

3. A cancer cure.