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air76



Joined: 13 Nov 2007

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 4:38 pm    Post subject: My favorite university essay ever..... Reply with quote

A student in the lab asked me to edit his essay for his writing class, so of course I said "sure."

The first sentence said something along the lines of "When I was young my favorite thing to do was to follow around the fumigation truck."

I laughed to myself and wondered what it was that he was really trying to say but that had come out sounding as though he used to follow around the fumigation truck. However, as I read on I discovered that this is precisely what he meant to say. He and his friends used to ride their bikes around looking for the fumigation truck so that they could play in the white smoke. They would run through the smoke like it was a cloud and breathe in the smoke because they liked it. Then one day he learned his lesson because he fell down and hurt his knee whilst frolicking in the poison gas (weird)...the moral of his story was that it is not a good idea to follow around the fumigation truck because you might hurt your knee.

If this is a common practice of Korean children, this would explain a great deal of the behavior and thought processes in this country.

EDIT: Actually this is my 2nd favorite essay...my favorite was earlier this semester when a girl wrote that she had "problem with taking a dump due to bathroom smell" during the first month of university and so she got constipated.
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sulperman



Joined: 14 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In that movie Chingu the kids do that same thing, if I remember correctly.
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moosehead



Joined: 05 May 2007

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1) I have photos I took of the fumigation truck fogging the nabe in the middle of the afternoon, people walking thru it as if nothing's odd (this is near sungshin uni)

2) my first contract I was horrified when the truck came thru the nabe where our hakwon was located and proceeded to fog - it came in thru the windows and everyone was aghast as I freaked and ran around shutting them as fast as possible.

3) my director (first hakwon) had been diagnosed w/uterine cancer at age 30 and had had a complete hysterectomy. this was before I came. while I was there, the Korean E teacher was diagnosed w/breast cancer - she was 28.

fyi, DDT is still used in Korea.

if you see those trucks, get out of their way, shut your windows, turn off the air con and leave it off for as long as you can.
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danxtptrnrth



Joined: 15 Apr 2010
Location: Boeun, South Korea

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe a stupid question. What are they fumigating against? Bugs? The sewer smell? What?
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Chamchiman



Joined: 24 Apr 2006
Location: Digging the Grave

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kids Love Pesticide: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TS6fqwIR18
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djsmnc



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

moosehead wrote:

fyi, DDT is still used in Korea.



link please
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air76



Joined: 13 Nov 2007

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

djsmnc wrote:
moosehead wrote:

fyi, DDT is still used in Korea.



link please


http://forums.eslcafe.com/korea/viewtopic.php?t=185268
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Richard Krainium



Joined: 12 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

moosehead wrote:

fyi, DDT is still used in Korea.

Moosehead is right. NORTH Korea
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDT
Today, 4-5,000 tonnes are used globally each year for the control of malaria and visceral leishmaniasis. India is the largest consumer. India, China, and North Korea are the only countries that still produce and export. Production is reportedly rising.


It has been banned in the US since 1972, Canada in 1985 and South Korea since 1986.
http://www.pan-uk.org/pestnews/Actives/ddt.htm

Moosehead, you can't just make up random facts anymore. Guess you've never heard of Google?
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Senior



Joined: 31 Jan 2010

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ddt is a relatively safe chemical, and the effects of the ban are far worse than the chemical itself.

If it is so problamatic, where are all the cases of illness from its heavy use in the past?
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perkxplosion



Joined: 18 Jan 2010
Location: gogo's. you know know.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here is my favorite hagwan essay... 6th grade...

Theme: My dream

I have many dreams.
Because, I want to do many thing.
Exemplification, a president, a doctor, a math teacher, a sniper, a god, a dentist, a never die of people, a police officer, an office worker, a king, a computer programer, a scientist, whatever.
A president is same a country and many people manager, I think that is fun.
A doctor do patient healing have many money.
A math teacher is math is very hard, and like of a game, so I love it.
A sniper is I think shooting long gun like fun.
A god is I want to remove earth warming.
A dentist is same a doctor.
A never die of people is I want not die.
A police officer is taking criminal in custody is very nice and I think that is like fun.
An office worker is my father is an office worker.
A king is same a president, too.
A computer programer is make computer virus removing game.
A scientist is make a never die medicine and I eat that.
I want my future is a scientist.
Because I want not die.
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NYC_Gal



Joined: 08 Dec 2009

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know it's off-topic, but it's the lack of DDT that's bringing the resurgence of bedbugs to the big cities. Even 4-and-5-star hotels are getting them. Ick!
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