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Miss Universe - National Costumes

 
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NovaKart



Joined: 18 Nov 2009
Location: Iraq

PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:41 pm    Post subject: Miss Universe - National Costumes Reply with quote

http://tomandlorenzo2.blogspot.com/2010/08/miss-universe-2010-national-costumes.html

These costumes are amazing. They're like something Bjork or Lady Gaga would wear. My favorite is Miss Kazakhstan with the cool headdress. Miss Guatemala and Miss Turkey look great too. Miss Venezuela just looks scary.

I love Miss Switzerland's costume too. It's just so corny and awesome.

Check it out.
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nautilus



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Best outfit= Japan

Most attractive contender = El Salvador
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Louis VI



Joined: 05 Jul 2010
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Miss Venezula's outfit is a work of art! It doesn't flatter the human body the most but is it ever mesmerizing, mentally stimulating, seriously looks like it belongs in an art gallery.

Miss Guatemala and her costume (it flatters her) makes me wanna go native! (and I don't mean to wear it)

Miss Canada, the Ice Queen with the porky thighs, greeeeeeaaattt! Rolling Eyes That's my nation. Woo, hoo!
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jvalmer



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Louis VI wrote:
Miss Canada, the Ice Queen with the porky thighs, greeeeeeaaattt! Rolling Eyes That's my nation. Woo, hoo!


Porky thighs? She looks good to me.
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djsmnc



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it all looks ridiculous and gaudy. Keep it simple
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mc_jc



Joined: 13 Aug 2009
Location: C4B- Cp Red Cloud, Area-I

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only thing Miss USA doesn't have are sparklers- Rolling Eyes

She looked better when she was dancing the stripper pole.
http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/bfm_gallery/2010/05/Miss%20USA%20Stripper%20Pictures/post_image/post_image-miss-usa-stripper-pictures-01.jpg


My Take:

Miss Ukraine- looks like a braided coconut
Miss Trinidad & Tabago- looks like a Vegs showgirl
Miss Switzerland- looks like she was kick out of an opera
The dress on Miss Philippines would look better on Miss Spain
Miss Zambia- great pair of......coconuts
Miss Slovakia- looks like a drunken prom queen reject
Miss Singapore- looks like a high-priced hooker
Miss Serbia- is she grabbing at the basket with her right hand or... Shocked
Miss Romania- looks like a pixie from a bad acid trip
Miss Puerto Rico- doesn't look like she is wearing any underwear under her dress (judges, put her in the top 10)
Miss Jamaica- looks like a promiscuous butterfly from a cheap Vegas strip club (still one I'd like to ---)
Miss Kazakhstan- looks like she was an extra in the first Star Wars trilogy
Miss South Korea- drowning in cheap material and who will have neck and back problems after taking off that wig
Miss Kosovo- looks like a high-priestess who's going to preside over a Satanic orgy
Miss Lebanon- looks like a teen princess posseur high on E
Miss Malaysia- looks like she is wearing a costume designed by 3rd graders (needs more skin)
Miss Mauritius- is that plastic saran-wrap around her belly?
Miss Mexico- Again, looks like another Vegas showgirl without a clue
Miss Nicaragua- looks like something a person who see in a bad acid trip
Miss Nigeria- looks like Aunt Jamima
Miss Panama- looks like one of those monsters you'd find playing Final Fantasy
Miss Uruguay- too much fluff, little dress
Miss Peru- looks like she is wearing a miniature merry-go-round on her head
Miss Poland- looks like she is trying too hard
Miss Ecuador- looks like a bouquet of flowers I would love to have on my coffee table
Miss Egypt- looks like a poor man's version of Selma Hayek
Miss El Salvador- All I cam say is "Yummy"
Miss Finland- looks like a cross between Barbie and Jessica Simpson
Miss France- nothing much...the beret is WAY too much, but she has a great set of DSLs for a MILF (though, in that dress, looks way too old to compete)
Miss UK- looks like a dominatrix for tourists
Miss Greece- looks more like a hag than Helen of Troy
Miss Guam- Looks like the jungle got up and attacked her
Miss Guyana- looks like a stripper from Atlantic City
Miss Haiti- looks like a projector screen for a "save the children" commercial
Miss Honduras- looks like the remains of a fight between a tiger and a peacock and she rolled around in it.
Miss Hungary- looks like she wants to lift her dress a little bit higher...(I doubt she is also wearing any underwear (judges need to inspect and if she is not, put her in the top-10)
Miss Indonesia- looks like Pocahontas (in a VERY sexy way)
Miss Ireland- looks like a Wiccan sorceress (she could cast a spell on me any time)
Miss Israel- looks bored and probably wishes she was back in uniform instead of wearing a gown
Miss Italy- looks like a slutty version of Caesar that would be found in a retro 90's porno
Miss Albania- looks like an evil Vegas showgirl
Miss Angola- looks like the demon from the movie "Legend"
Miss Aruba- looks like she is cross-eyed from that angle~ not a good sign
Miss Australia- looks she sewn her own custome from material she found in her attic and garage
Miss Bahamas- looks like a stoned flamingo
Miss Belgium- Again, is she wearing any underwear? (this seems to be a trend- and I likey what I see)
Miss Botswana- no breasts, all leather
Miss British Virgin Islands- looks her costume is traffic stopping and might cause seizures if looked at directly
Miss Canada- too much glitter, too much thigh (sorry dudes)
Miss China- looks like she could work for a massage parlor (also, I have seen Chinese girls who look WAY hotter than her)
Miss Columbia- looks like a sexy version of Pocahontas- the one you would see in a porno
Miss Costa Rica- looks like a pet peacock I wouldn't mind keeping as a pet
Miss Croatia- looks like a bikini liquorice salesperson
Miss Cyprus- looks like a cross between Katy Perry and Hillary Swank
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Miss Dominican Republic- looks like a poor man's Christmas tree sitting on a stringy table cloth.


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NovaKart



Joined: 18 Nov 2009
Location: Iraq

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All the countries:

http://worldshowbiz.info/beauty-cont...-costume-show/
http://worldshowbiz.info/photos/miss...onal-costumes/
http://worldshowbiz.info/beauty-cont...s-show-part-3/
http://worldshowbiz.info/beauty-cont...s-show-part-4/

Miss Croatia: What's she holding? Is she trying to sell Navajo jewellery?
Miss Dominican Republic She's got a hat made from egg-beaters.
Miss Honduras: I can picture Grace Jones wearing that.
Miss Kosovo: An extra from an episode of Xena
Miss Panama: She looks like she's standing in a cardboard cut-out.
Miss Zambia: Did she have to pick gourds with nipples on them.
Miss US Virgin Islands: I love that out-fit, it's what Egypt should have done but with a different headdress
Miss Tanzania: It looks like a home-made outfit that a kid would wear for an ethnic fair at school.
Miss Spain: Really really tacky.
Miss Puerto Rico: She's trying to distract us so we won't remember that Puerto Rico's not a country.
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