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Hotwire
Joined: 29 Aug 2010
Location: Multiverse
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 Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:01 am Post subject: |
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I was drunk on Cass Red last night. I take back what I said.
Um for today...?
Simply a nice health spa retreat lazing in jaccuzis, saunas, gorgeous forest views through big windows, with lots of refreshing fruit drinks on hand, a nice smoked salmon salad and a full body thai massage and foot massage.
Mmmmmm.
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Globutron
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Location: England/Anyang
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| Wishmaster wrote: |
| The 5th dimension is not "someone's" idea. It cannot be defined. As I said, use your imagination. |
Surely since somebody came up with it, and it is a theory, it is indeed 'someone's idea'?
Besides, I did use my imagination. I imagined you wishing to be in the fifth dimension, only to be bundled up into a tiny ball somewhere in New England, wherever that is.
I could expand and say that a minature dog coughs up a 6 dimensional equivalent of itself, which is slightly bigger than you and ends up chewing you up, but due to your rubbery nature, gets some stomach problems.
Of course the rules in the 6th dimension do not follow our standard rules and stomach problems are in fact a lot more problematic, in the same way digestion is a problem in 2dimensions. So you end up disintegrating the dog and using its stomach acid to multiply like bacteria and infect a standard 4 dimensional bacteria... in fact, enhancing it to be immune to all and very dangerous to humans, since it has 6 dimensional acid remnants within.
This causes the HIV virus to manipulate itself and evolve so it can finally cross itself through multiple species, say... Mosquitoes AND humans. Thus, wiping out the human population.
Fortunately someone came onto daves when this epidemic occured and read this post and sent it to the government who launched everyone into the 5th dimension accordingly. The person on daves unfortunately got bit by a mosquito but his legend lived on in a necessarily small statue in Gangnam (It takes a long time to travel in these smaller dimensions).
Of course, we're now too small to be affected by HIV, but are very prone to larger 6D dogs, and thus the battle between Humans and dogs begins. I think you know the rest. |
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