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caniff
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 Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:58 am Post subject: "One Whopper, please - and hold the condom." |
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39687303/ns/business-us_business/
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| At the time, Hartless claimed his experience after biting into the Southwestern Whopper caused him "sustained pain and suffering, vomiting, nightmares, mental and emotional distress" and medical expenses. He couldn't be reached for comment Friday. |
Unfortunately, the terms of the settlement have not been disclosed. I personally would have initially sought at least a trillion bucks, but would have agreed to less since the condom was unwrapped.
If it was unwrapped I would have sought two trillion.
Why can't I get a condom or a rat's head or something in a fast food chain burger? Some guys get all the luck.
Remember the finger in a burger (Wendy's?) that turned out to be the plaintiff's boyfriend's who had cut it off while working as a machinist or something? An overall good idea if you can't do anything else with the finger, but they didn't cover their tracks very well and got busted.
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mises
Joined: 05 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:04 am Post subject: |
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| I don't believe him. I remember the needle in coke cans scam many years ago. |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:06 am Post subject: |
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| Desperate times call for desperate measures. |
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mises
Joined: 05 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:17 am Post subject: |
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| Darn right. |
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madoka
Joined: 27 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:38 am Post subject: Re: "One Whopper, please - and hold the condom." |
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| caniff wrote: |
Why can't I get a condom or a rat's head or something in a fast food chain burger? Some guys get all the luck. |
Next time you order, make sure you ask for all the condiments. |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Go into a fast food chain restaurant. Act like a jerk. Order a burger. Take the burger to a lab. Test for saliva and, or, semen. Contact a lawyer. |
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Steelrails
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System
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| Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:16 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm telling ya, the Korean ATM cash Jaws of Death door is the ticket. A pinky tip should be good for 500,000 at least. |
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Johum
Joined: 09 Oct 2010
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| Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 3:37 am Post subject: |
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Only in america
'nough said. |
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guava
Joined: 02 Sep 2009
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| Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Johum wrote: |
Only in america
'nough said. |
And now for fast food news from North of the border...
Man charged in McDonald's scam
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2010/01/20/12551251-qmi.html
TORONTO -- A well-known Toronto restaurateur is set to make his first court appearance after allegations that he defrauded a handful of Toronto investors out of more than $1 million.
He is accused of bilking investors across the GTA out of their life savings � one man allegedly lost $500,000 � after convincing them through a series of forged letters and contracts that they were buying McDonald�s restaurants along the Hwy. 407 corridor in Thornhill. |
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Johum
Joined: 09 Oct 2010
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| Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry, this is BUSINESS news, not FASTFOOD news.
I would doubt you'd find a finger in your french fries or a couple going to town in the playground area outside like what one would find happening at McDonalds in Mexico...uhm...I mean, the US  |
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guava
Joined: 02 Sep 2009
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| Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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Chicken head found in order of chicken wings!
http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/6788933-chicken-head-found-in-order-of-chicken-wings
A take-out snack of fried chicken wings turned into stomach curdling horror for an Ottawa woman who says she found a deep-fried chicken�s HEAD among her order.�It was absolutely disgusting,� says horrified Karen Cook, who was in Toronto on business last month when she got an unwelcome surprise on her plate.
�It was really gross,� Karen said. The deep-friend head still had the beak and eyes attached. She says the sight was so horrifying that she can�t bring herself to eat wings anymore.
Reader comment...
"Now that is an amazing find...I would have died on the spot." |
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guava
Joined: 02 Sep 2009
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| Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Johum wrote: |
I would doubt you'd find... a couple going to town in the playground area outside like what one would find happening at McDonalds in Mexico...uhm...I mean, the US |
Outdoor sex popular in Ottawa
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2010/08/14/15023656.html
According to documents obtained by QMI Agency, dozens of people were caught with their pants down by National Capital Commission agents patrolling Crown land between May and October of last year.
Agents cited 60 people and issued an additional 10 warnings for public indecency, the majority of them to men, for having sex on NCC property - many in broad daylight and in full view of passersby, according to NCC incident reports. |
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guava
Joined: 02 Sep 2009
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McD's manager faces sex charges
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2010/09/10/15313181.html
TORONTO - A Whitby, Ont., manager - who was one of a handful of McDonald's Canada employees sent to the Beijing Olympics - is facing charges after two teen employees were allegedly sexually assaulted. |
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guava
Joined: 02 Sep 2009
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| Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 1:10 am Post subject: |
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| Johum wrote: |
Sorry, this is BUSINESS news, not FASTFOOD news.
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Sorry this is news about crime. There was no business involved, it was a crime.
Not knowing the difference between business and crime, you are like the guy in the story about a couple who are in the iron and steel business.
She stays home and irons, he goes out and steals. |
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mc_jc
Joined: 13 Aug 2009
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| Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:17 am Post subject: |
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Not knowing the difference between business and crime, you are like the guy in the story about a couple who are in the iron and steel business.
She stays home and irons, he goes out and steals. |
HA!
I have never done this before...but...
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