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[madoka]

BARTLESVILLE, Okla. (AP) � Police say an Oklahoma woman tripled her trouble when she stole a doughnut from someone's truck, peed in a parking lot and offered to perform a sex act on an officer for money.

The 27-year-old Tulsa woman was being held Thursday in Washington County Jail on charges of vehicle burglary, trespassing, indecent exposure and soliciting prostitution. Jail records do not show if she has a lawyer.

The Bartlesville Examiner-Enterprise reports that the truck owner complained to police that the woman stole the doughnut at about 2 a.m. Wednesday. A convenience store clerk asked police to charge the woman because he said she relieved herself outside the store.

Officer R.S. Detherow says that when he told the woman she was under arrest, she offered to perform a sex act for money.

[Claytron]

In related news, edible 'dirt' has made its way on the some of the worlds more renowned restaurants menus.

"People are really wowed to see dirt on their plates," said Gilt's head chef. Actually, the "dirt" only looks and feels like dirt.

[Even Hotter]

I give this thread about 2 minutes....

[Claytron]

Who doesn't like dirt that looks like dirt, but tastes like crumpets and tea?

[redaxe]

Sounds like madoka is finally getting sick of Dave's and trying to get himself banned now.

[Xylox]

Least she could have done was offer the cop a discount.

[cert43]

She has to have a court-appointed lawyer. That's illegal.
Trespassing? Was it private property? Public place is any place where the conduct may reasonably be expected to be viewed by others.
Peeing? I don't think that is illegal.
RE: Public indecency. "Indecent exposure" is typically not to be confused with Exhibitionism.
Indecent exposure is the deliberate exposure by a person of a portion or portions of his or her own body under circumstances where such an exposure is likely to be seen as contrary to the local commonly accepted standards of decency,[1] and may in fact be a violation of law. Indecent exposure refers to the act of being nude in public or partially nude. It does not require any other sexual act to be performed. If sexual acts are performed, with or without an element of nudity, it can be considered public indecency, a more serious criminal offence. In some countries, exposure of the body in breach of community standards of modesty is also considered to be public indecency.
ds on the state though).
-It doesn't soundlike it was deliberate ( she just had to pee).Also, it looks as
they cannot press on these charges unless a genitle or breat was showing.
-Indecent exposure (which is also known by other terms, such as "sexual misconduct", "public lewdness", or "public indecency") is prohibited in all states. It is a criminal offense punishable by fines and/or imprisonment, and in some states a conviction results in having to register as a sex offender. However, the definition of what constitutes indecent exposure varies, and some states permit local governments to set local standards. In all states exposure of genitals in a public place is caught, and in some states and places exposure of female breasts is also caught, although prosecutions are rare.
-Depends on her local government though.
-They could probably lessen the burglery to stealing or shoplifting( if the guy in fact has a buisiness license) ( retail establishment).
But,she needs go pay for the donut, yo',otherwise there's still an"intent"
on her end.

[jaybert06]

sounds like an episode of reno 911.

[cert43]

Yeah-

Didn't mean to enter so lawfully into this discussion.

[DeMayonnaise]

Sounds like one of the more upstanding residents of Oklahoma. Seriously, that state is the most redneck state in the country.

[Heli Mike]