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[loveless]

what are your best verbal approaches to meeting the opposite sex?

just asking...no big thing if you wanna keep it secret...just wanted to know.

the best one ever used on me was from a girl who asked me:
'hey, do you have a girlfriend?'
i replied, 'no.'
she asked, 'wanna meet a really good looking, well educated, girl who comes from a really successful, wealthy family and is just dying to meet someone like you?'
of course, i said, 'yes.'
with a sexy smirk, she quickly answered: 'hi, my name is Zoe and it's a pleasure to meet you!'

so, pray tell. what are your really good come-on lines?

[Easy Rider]

I stole this from a movie.

When a beautiful and well dressed girl is told by others that she is looking great (you can initiate this by saying to some of the others present 'Wow how about ________ tonight huh?) you then say to her

'Actually I think you look terrible. No seriously. Ithink you need some time in bed. Yeah, you really do, it's the only cure for a condition like yours' In fact I'll let you share mine if you want. You do want to get better don't you?'

[Louis VI]

"My girlfriend is out of town, but I have two tickets... "

No word of a lie. It works. It was suggested to me and it worked three times out of the five times (twice home runs!).

[cert43]

Good one..

What are these used for?

[oldfatfarang]

I had 2 uni mates who were always looking to pick up chicks in night clubs.

The had a running competition to see who could pick up a girl (and score) by saying the least number of words.

The guy who won the competition used: "Let's go". It's true, I was there.

[tottenhamtaipeinick]

pick up lines for foreigners in Asian nightclubs...BAHAHA as long as you look half decent I dont think it matters what you say or do! if you act silly asian girls say your cute, and if you act cool asian girls drool and think your hot....honestly who needs pick up lines in Asia?

[tanklor1]

"My doctor said that I'm ready to copulate again."

[tottenhamtaipeinick]

My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in

try this I swear by it....

[machoman]

"i just got out of prison..."

"if you were a booger, i'd pick you"

[tottenhamtaipeinick]

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

[tanklor1]

"Wow, you look beautiful...well not as beautiful as me. Few people can achieve this kind of perfection but you're almost there...almost. My name's ________ by the way."

Edit "But it would surprise me if you already heard about me few people forget me." edit

[wishfullthinkng]

I normally wouldn't post in a thread like this but a buddy of mine in Brooklyn who was a self-proclaimed "Brotha" told me that he constantly used this (and swore it worked.)

"Hey baby, we don't have to do it, just let me put the tip in"

He even called it "The Tip-In."

I cannot even make these kinds of things up. YMMV.

[thrylos]

Guy in a summer club on the Greek islands:
"Let me take you to the beach, baby, and show you paradise."

[J Rock]

[J Rock]

I was at a bar with my buddy back in Michigan and this gross girl walks up to him and says out of nowhere " I wanna have 6 kids, let's start right now!"

We both cracked up and walked away. 20 minutes later we saw the same girl lifting up her shirt on the dance floor in front of everybody. Pure Class!