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tomato



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, I really just wrote an entire essay with a bibliography.
Does that answer your question?
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machoman



Joined: 11 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

redaxe wrote:
Did tomato really just write an entire essay with a bibliography?


yeah, which makes it even more creepy. Wink
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Vagabundo



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 3:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what tomato wrote though, was dead on spot on.
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recessiontime



Joined: 21 Jun 2010
Location: Got avatar privileges nyahahaha

PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tomato do you surround yourself with books about biology? It blows me away that you are not some scientist that publishes papers in journals.
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tomato



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't approach the children who want to be read to,
they approach me.
I don't offer to read to them, they ask me to read to them.
Shouldn't I pay attention to a child who asks for attention?
Or is sexual abuse hysteria more important than a child's needs?

If sexual abuse hysteria is more important, then I need to practice my lines.
Which of the following should I say?

▶ "Sorry, I'm too busy."

▶ "No, I'm sorry, but there are three people named Draz, Metalhead, and Machoman, who don't think I should read books to children. And I have to please everybody."

▶ "No, and it's for your own good. Because if you come an inch closer to me I'll lose all control."

▶ "Shove off, you whining, whimpering, sniveling little punk."

Decide which line I should say and I'll translate it into Korean.
No, wait, I forgot: Redaxe has decided that I'm an abject moron when it comes to learning Korean, and I have to please him too.
On second thought, then, decide which line I should say and Redaxe will translate it into Korean.
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tomato



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello, recessiontime!

I did that research before I came to Korea.
I lived a few blocks away from the library at the University of Tennessee, which is a heck of a good library.
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